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A Lesson in Humility

Laker_Girl said:
Well I don't exactly know what that means but it sounds negative so that's not cool but whatever.

My life is blessed also but having wanted a wedding all of my life and not being able to have one is a sad thing no matter how small it seems to everyone else.
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No, not negative, an observation. I can't say that my sufferings have been or are more significant than yours. I can say I am blessed because when I have $10,000 a creditor can't lay claim to it is a great thing, not a disappointment.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I just now realized the full magnitude of your bitterness. Not about me necessarily but about life in general. I guess I should thank you for showing me that life isn't that bad. I'd truly hate to go around with your negative, angry, sullen views.
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My bitterness keeps me warm, and my ranting on messboards keeps other people alive. Thank you for indulging. At any rate, I'm a pretty happy camper who traded up, and now I'm trying to help others, i.e. your intended spouse, from making the same horrible mistake I did, i.e. marrying a harpy.

And only a fool would assume to know someone truly based on one's rantings on a trolling website. Therefore Donovan=Fool. So interesting how all of that works out isn't it?
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Here's grace and a codpiece; a wise man and a foolShakespeare.
Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows the fool? Obi Wan.
Life is one fool thing after another, while Love is two fool things after each other. Oscar Wilde.
The fool doth think himself wise, but the wise man knows he is a fool. Anatole France.

Good thing it only took you 3 years to identify me for what I have always claimed to be.

Seven months is a little short, give me a year at least, we're planning on having a baby right away. At least let my child be born in wedlock.

Oh and I hate to point this out once again Donovan but honest to God, the only thing I remember about anything you've ever posted is about your failed marriage and that's mostly because you're so bitter and ruined. If you don't care about me so much how come you remember so many details about what I post? I.e. the ring.
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Clearly you don't remember my impressive selection of "My dick is so big" jokes. You'd talk out of the other side of your mouth then, by God. (hey wait, that's another "big dick" joke. Damn I am good.)

I just like to argue with the most selfish and pretentious jerks I meet online, it stimulates something unsavory in my psyche and allows me to de-venom so I don't let loose on some hapless idiot who works for me or desperately needs it. You are a source of amusement in that you can't help be what you are, and you can't help getting defensive when I point out what you are.
 
I'm never defensive Dono. In order to be defensive, I'd have to be offended and I find it terribly hard to get offended by anyone that doesn't really know me.

We are a great source of entertainment for each other then, how lovely.
 
eloisel said:
No, not negative, an observation. I can't say that my sufferings have been or are more significant than yours. I can say I am blessed because when I have $10,000 a creditor can't lay claim to it is a great thing, not a disappointment.
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It's not my first ten grand and it won't be my last, it's hard to get too excited about it.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I'm never defensive Dono. In order to be defensive, I'd have to be offended and I find it terribly hard to get offended by anyone that doesn't really know me.

We are a great source of entertainment for each other then, how lovely.
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You have no idea how ridiculous this looks.
 
Courthouse wedding. Elope.

Wear your best looking threads, invite your parents, relatives, and REAL friends.

All that money you was gonna waste on some bullshit ceremony use it to throw a hellacious reception, and for a wild honeymoon. It should be a celebration, and a party, not a ceremony.

Cause if you planned a huge pompous event and something goes wrong you'll lament over that bullshit for the rest of the marriage. Something fucks up at the county courthouse its just another funny thing on a wonderfully crazy fun day. Marriage should be having fun with the person you love. Things go right, things go wrong. Plans change, and dreams sometimes fly out the window. That's what life is so that's how your marriage should start. It should be smiling, and excitement. Not worries over what colors the napkins are gonna be. Save all the somber shit for a funeral.
 
It really is all about my marriage and marrying the man I love more than anything.

I'd always dreamt of a beautiful wedding but as each day passes the idea of not having one is getting easier.
 
Actually, I'm being a good girl now. I want to remodel my house, buy a cabin and lease some property from the Brazos River Authority, and get a new car next year. So, I'm paying off some stuff to keep my debt ratio down and saving up some money to meet those goals. But, it is Christmas time so there is shopping that just has to be done. With shopping comes eating out and driving around, getting together with folks and celebrating the season and that we've made it through another year.
 
eloisel said:
Ha! I have ten grand and I'm in shopping mode.
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about!! But like you I have other stuff to invest in and can't just blow it all on pretty clothes and make-up, much as I'd love to.

I've decided not to fix up my condo but instead to sell or rent it. The new Mr. and I want a house, with a yard and maybe, maaaaaybe a pool, we'll see.
 
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