a little about me.

[CrazyTXho]

So you're a stupid, shallow snobbish slut?

Envious, aren't you?

Well what a nice introduction.

Thank you. Nice to meet you too.

Where's our Manners?

So far, only Mirah has any. You know what they say, "What you don't use, you lose."

I think Ms. Crazy is looking for some more day laborers to work on her parents' house. Most people just go to any corner on which they gather and pick up a few for $10 an hour or so. Guess that isn't dramatic enough though - no breaking up families, scarring children for life, etc.

Why should I pay for something I can get for free while getting a little sexual pleasure in the bargain? Breaking up families, scarring children for life, etc. is a bonus.

You could have saved yourself the effort and just posted "I AM A BIG, FLAPPING VAGINA."

It would have gotten your point across more quickly and more efficiently.

I thought about that but then I saw where you had already introduced yourself that way.

ummm.......welcome?

Thank you. What are you watching?

My guess is she's one of the ranters, but I could be wrong.

Although I never rant, I have been known to rave when it is really good.

Enough with the pleasantries. Put up or shut up. If you are such a superwhore, then show us your tits, bitch.

Show me your dick first. If your dick is interesting, I'll handcuff you to the bathroom shower and bring my friends in to take a nice long look. If your dick is really interesting, I'll let you lick my tits.

I don't see someone with better things to do taking the time to type this.

Was waiting for water to boil. You know what they say about watched pots, right?

Cool. Let me live vicariously. Tell me about your exciting life.

That much excitement would kill an old hag like yourself.

That was more than a little. To summarize:
"I'm a dumb cunt from Texas. I'll fuck you if you do shit for me. Oh, by the way, my vagina is lined with at least 5 rows of serrated teeth."

I wouldn't hurt you. Honest. Come here and let me give you a little love bite.

Got a mouse in your pocket, love?

No. Next.

Those beans ain't gonna pick themselves!

No shit. You'd better get busy.

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Cacophony]

I thought about that but then I saw where you had already introduced yourself that way.

FAIL.

I never had an introduction thread. I just started posting.

 

[eloisel]

Why should I pay for something I can get for free while getting a little sexual pleasure in the bargain? Breaking up families, scarring children for life, etc. is a bonus.

I was just starting to like you. Then:

That much excitement would kill an old hag like yourself.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh dear, anything else you'd like to cut and paste?

 

[Shitty Dual]

Shitty Dual
Those beans ain't gonna pick themselves!

No shit. You'd better get busy.

 

[Gagh]

Envious, aren't you?


Thank you. Nice to meet you too.


So far, only Mirah has any. You know what they say, "What you don't use, you lose."


Why should I pay for something I can get for free while getting a little sexual pleasure in the bargain? Breaking up families, scarring children for life, etc. is a bonus.


I thought about that but then I saw where you had already introduced yourself that way.


Thank you. What are you watching?


Although I never rant, I have been known to rave when it is really good.


Show me your dick first. If your dick is interesting, I'll handcuff you to the bathroom shower and bring my friends in to take a nice long look. If your dick is really interesting, I'll let you lick my tits.


Was waiting for water to boil. You know what they say about watched pots, right?


That much excitement would kill an old hag like yourself.


I wouldn't hurt you. Honest. Come here and let me give you a little love bite.


No. Next.


No shit. You'd better get busy.

Boring.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Envious, aren't you?

I do not envy your STDs.

Although I never rant, I have been known to rave when it is really good.

I heard X will burn a hole in your brain; be careful with that stuff!

 

[eloisel]

I am predisposed to give her a chance. Not that I will, but, you know, she's in Texas and she is a Latino Love Bomb and all.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Me gusta las latinas!