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A New Freckle

Mirah

I love you
Oh hello,
when did you arrive?


OHMYGODIHAVECANCERGETMETOTHEMAYOCLINICORSOMETHING

JUSTKIDDINGIDON'TREALLYHAVECANCERIAMJUSTPRETENDINGTOBEOVERREACTIVE
 
i have red blotches on my right arm and they seem to have moved and grown bigger over the years but they've been there so long I don't think about it?
 
You should name your new freckle Starbuck.
 
Thats a great idea!

Someone tried to open a store called "Dumb Starbucks"

I don't know anymore details
 
I'm sure Starbucks took kindly to that!
 
The Dumb Starbucks store turned out to be a prank as part of some comedian's TV show.
 
There was even an article in the newspaper about it this morning. BUT I was talking about Starbuck from BSG. That would make your new freckle a bad ass space lady.
 
Cassie has a good idea here.
 
I would name it Spot, after Data's cat. But then I don't get laid very often.
 
My motto is - Chances Are...It's Probably Cancer
 
If that's the case then Don't Answer
 
What are my arm blotches.
 
Have you considered the possibility that it's something horrible?

Also, you could be moulting. It'd be kind of cool to have a Wacky skin right?
 
I'm constantly considering that possibility about everything that happens to me at all times.
 
If I had a Gearskin I'd use an intricate network of strings and wires to hang it from the ceiling in a messianic pose.
 
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