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A Question About Lesbians...

Starship Coyote said:
... if they hate men so much, why do they fuck themselves and each other with big plastic dicks?

I mean big ones, too.
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1. Lesbians don't neccesarily hate men juat as gay guys don't neccesarily hate women. That is a stereo type.

2. Because everyone loves a good dick.


I mean, except for me. I like pussy.
 
Never again with the generic version of individually wrapped "cheese" slices from Dollar General. I don't know if they're intrinsically a shabby-ass product (probably) or if something's wrong with Dollar General's floor to ceiling glass fronted refrigerators (probably) or if they sat in a hot truck too long during distribution (almost certainly) but these fucking things separated somewhere along the line. I never realized before that these fucking things are basically (Mac 'n' Cheez flavoring powder + emulsifiers + some kind of wax-like substance to bind them into a slice shape).

I've discovered it now, though. Yeugh.
 
The Highwayman said:
Never again with the generic version of individually wrapped "cheese" slices from Dollar General. I don't know if they're intrinsically a shabby-ass product (probably) or if something's wrong with Dollar General's floor to ceiling glass fronted refrigerators (probably) or if they sat in a hot truck too long during distribution (almost certainly) but these fucking things separated somewhere along the line. I never realized before that these fucking things are basically (Mac 'n' Cheez flavoring powder + emulsifiers + some kind of wax-like substance to bind them into a slice shape).

I've discovered it now, though. Yeugh.
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Well if you look at the packaging you will see that it is labeled as a cheese product, red flag right there!!!
 
Chuckles51 said:
Well if you look at the packaging you will see that it is labeled as a cheese product, red flag right there!!!
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Yeah, totally knew that. And I mean I know it's not like those fuckin' things are actually food... hell, real cheese doesn't melt the way "cheese product" does, that's one of the nice things about "cheese product". It's just usually they resemble 'food' a little more closely than to actually turn back into cheese powder and wax while you're in the process of eatin' 'em. lol
 
In other news, some mac n cheese is now made with.................................................................REAL CHEESE
 
Maybe some around here don't care about SUCH IMPORTANCE.

There's always steak and eggs.
 
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jack said:
Why not just buy real cheese?
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Because the slices melt better and are cheaper, both things making them good for sammiches, whereas real cheese has a less even melting effect and costs more, making it good for sammiches but only if you're not on a tight budget. Though I will say, never again with the generic ones.

Also, speaking of mac and cheese with real cheese, I hand tore-up about half a dozen slices of real cheese and put it on ditalini with garlic powder, salt, and a few dashes of Worcestershire sauce to make DIY mac 'n' cheese. Tasty.
 
My favrit thing to do with cheese is put a thick slice of real swiss on the burger after I flip it. By the time the burgers rare enough to eat properly the cheese has melted just perfectly.
 
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