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A story thread

MessengerX

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One day, MX left his home in the hundred acre woods to go for a walk.
 
As MessengerX stepped into the road, he was hit by a bus.

End of story.
 
But, little did they know, that Sarek was the one driving the bus.

Sarek is now wanted for murder.
 
The ghost of MX rose amidst the rain and uttered:
 
I am a tool.
 
Sarek called the Ghostbusters to take care of his problem, but only Winston Zedmore showed up.
 
Winston smoked a bunch of weed and then raped some white chicks in the course of 4 hours. He recorded 12 hours on his timesheet.
 
Sarek ate an icecream cone while he drove at his job, narrowly avoiding unruly black children who only wanted a slushie.
 
But one of those kids jumped in front of his bus. It was the poor black MX.


PS. Just because I post a lot doesn't mean that I'm stalking you.
 
Conchaga said:
But one of those kids jumped in front of his bus. It was the poor black MX.
Who was simultaneosly an adult ghost and a small black child.

Thanks for fucking up what could have been an awesome thread, Bombata.

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:evil:
 
First he stalks my posts, now he sabotages my threads. What a cunt.
 
You're welcome, I guess.
 
MessengerX said:
First he stalks my posts, now he sabotages my threads. What a cunt.

He saved your thread. Its so much funnier this way.
 
Not regretting the ignore list deal. It's a good deal.
 
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