A Tragic Tale

[Shatna]

A man goes to see his doctor because he feels distressed. Life is frightening and uncertain, and even the internet has become stale and bitter and boring. The man feels he is losing himself, and posting to message boards only drives him further and further into darkest despair. The doctor listens gravely and nods his head.

"I have just the solution," he tells his patient. "Next time you are online, go to www.trollkingdom.com and seek out Captain Wacky, the site's most prolific and hilarious spammer. Read his many threads, and I assure you that you will be your old, happy self once again in no time."

"But doctor," cries the man. "I am Captain Wacky!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

Not since we found out that Verbal was Keiser Soze has their been such a twist...

 

[Spoof]

*sigh*
that is a tragic tale.

 

[Caitriona]

OMG!!!! That is so funny!!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

OMG THAT'S A TWIST ENDING WORTH OF RODERICK SERLING!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's so true, too.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SOYLENT GRREN IS WACKY!!! WACKYYYYYYYY!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am the saddest clown.

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

LOL!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shatna, I've never told you this but: NIGGPELPSDNG

 

[CaptainWacky]

This actually did happen.

 

[curiousa2z]

Life imitating TK?