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The Marquis is a far greater troll than the imbecilic Raffles could ever have aspired to become.
 
The Masquerade​
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Act 1 : The Arrival

Marquis De Sade : Hello, my dears.

Jacques : Hi Marquis. Shall we Dance ?

Marquis De Sade : That would be my pleasure, Jacques. Although your antics are outdated, but I do not mind them the slightest.

Jacques : See you in the court, fuckley :bigass:. I've got Vermont's most lethal legal team by my side, and the legion of thirteen year old comic book nerds I have pwned stand as the testament to my greatness and unprecedented trolling prowess.

Marquis De Sade : That's nice to hear, Jacques. :)


Act 2 : The Analysis

(meanwhile)

Internet Creature 1 : I have nothing to do right now.

Internet Creature 2 : Me neither. Although I am quite an internet sensation, I don't seem to have anything relevant to do in my life. No career to look forward to, no relevant academia, but they love me on the internet.

Internet Creature 1 : Let us proceed with a character analysis for Marquis De Sade, since we have nothing better to do at the moment.

Internet Creature 2 : He's a blatant Morgoth ripoff.

Logic (interrupts) : Yes, but Morgoth has been inactive for fifty six years. It's highly unlikely that Marquis came across his writings.

Internet Creature 1 : Shut the fuck up, you !

Internet Creature 1 : I'll have to disagree with you, he reminds of HellsButterfly.

Internet Creature 2 : Morgoth and HellsButterfly were quality posters, from the good old days, before our sanctuary of dorkdom degenerated.

Internet Creature 1 : Indeed. I wish Morgoth and HellsButterfly return. They were very interesting users, and quality posters.

Coherence : Need I remind you that when Morgoth and HellsButterfly used to post here, you creatures did antagonize them the same way you're antagonizing His Lordship now ?

Internet Creature 1 : Fuck off, Coherence. And tell Logic to fuck off as well !

Internet Creature 2 : Seriously, what a fucking bitch !
 
No one said you were unintelligent, or uninspired. You seem to think this is some sort of competition, or struggle. Nothing could be further from the truth.
 
The idiot's pretending to be the Marquis de Sade. Of course he's going to think it's a struggle of sorts. Of course, spending 32 years in the joint writing violent porn with a touch of philosophy basing Catholicism for good measure... do the math.
 
Iyhara said:
The idiot's pretending to be the Marquis de Sade. Of course he's going to think it's a struggle of sorts. Of course, spending 32 years in the joint writing violent porn with a touch of philosophy basing Catholicism for good measure... do the math.
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he never pretended to be the historical Marquis de sade.

Besides, tis fun seeing teh Marquis get on the nerves of idiots like u.

kthnx
 
I'll let you know when he starts to fray my nerves, dearie. I just know you want time to get your popcorn ready so you can watch the show.

Until then, go fuck yourself.
 
You know, when squeezing the base sometimes a spurt still comes out, then you get some onya.
 
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