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HERCULES HAD SMALL TESTICLES. HE TOLD ME INA DREEM
 
HERCULES HAD SEX WITH PEGASUS, AND PEGASUS COMMENTED ON THE SMALL TESTICLES.
 
PEGASUS SAID " WHAT SMALL TESTICKLESS YOU HAVE HERC!"
 
THEN HERCULES TORE PEGASUS'S HORN OFF, CALLED HIM A HORNY HORSE, AND STABBED HIM WITH IT.
 
POOR PEGASUS.
 
THEN VOLDEMORT CAME ALONG, TO DRINK PEGASUS' BLOOD
 
OH NO!!! SAID HARRY POTTAR, COMING OUT OF THE BIKE SHED WITH A SPLIFF.
 
"IF HE DRINKS THAT, HE'LL BE ALIVE. AND NOT ON THE BACK OF THE TEECHER'S HEAD."
 
THEN HARRY ATE A PIE.
 
THE PIE WAS TASTY. LIKE LOTS OF PIES ARE.
 
EXCEPT SALMON AND PEANUT. I DONT THINK THAT WOIULD NMAKE A TASTY PIE. DO YOU?
 
WELL ANYWAY, I DIGRESS. HARRY CHUCKED THE PIE AT VOLDEMORT. THIS WAS THE SALMON AND EGG ONE. VOLDEMORT TOOK ONE SMELL AND RAN OFF INTO A LAKE.
 
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

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THEN JAWS CAME OUT OF THE WATER WITH TWO FINS, AND BIT HARRY'S HEAD OFF WITH A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE.
 
THE CHOCOLATE BROWNIE HAD OTHER STUFF, LIKE HALLUCEGENICS I SPELLED THAT WRONGGG HEHAHAHAH MIXED INTO IT.
 
IM GONNA GO EAT A CHOOLCOLAT BROWNIE.
 
OMG CHOCKLOLATE BPOROWNIES ARE WELL NICE HARKLY I HOPEW YOU ENJOY IT LOL!
 
ILOVETHESMELLOFSPAMINTHEMORNING!
 
ILOVETHESMELLOFSPAMINTHEMORNING!!
 
ILOVETHESMELLOFSPAMINTHEMORNING!!!
 
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