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All About You?

Parallaxis said:
Um, considering the large number of actual death threats I get any given month, added with the fact that the Feds have watched this site in the past makes me not to keen on sharing personal details.

Sometimes I'd really like to throw my real name out there but its just too much of a risk.

There are some REAL nutjobs on this board who would like nothing more than revenge just cause I said their bbs sucks.
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Um, yeah, ok.

So is there anyone else out there that shares your over inflated opinion of your importance in the BBS communities? I've always been told nuts come in pairs.
 
Dancing banana
I'm from Jamaica
8 inches tall, 10 oz.
I travel the world via internet.
I'm looking to find the fruit of my dreams.
I dance, rap, sing, make sandwiches, and play baseball.
One song though, is stuck in my head.
 
Sarek said:
Um, yeah, ok.

So is there anyone else out there that shares your over inflated opinion of your importance in the BBS communities? I've always been told nuts come in pairs.
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And then you gotta watch out for the dick they always hang around with...
 
Um, yeah, ok.

So is there anyone else out there that shares your over inflated opinion of your importance in the BBS communities? I've always been told nuts come in pairs.
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Dude are you seriously trying to suggest that they AREN'T people who visit this BBS who are (a) completely crazy and (b) willing to hurt people who upset their online fantasy world ?

Sure I'm nuts and have a big ego, but I ain't looking to stab nobody.

Let's not forget the people who traced down TBonz's children, the offers of money for my personal details after I closed Slipstream Underground, the whole Thsrike stalking Barcode thing, the mapquest images to Lisa's house, the whole thing Sardy still refuses to talk about but swears cost him money, etc, etc, etc
 
Laker_Girl said:
What? No, so far you're good but others and I don't mean your friends I mean the weirds ones that will come and no doubt stay. It's horrifying but it happens. Still trying to get rid of jack.
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Fuck you, twat. It will take more than the squeal you produce.
 
Monolith said:
I'm interested, so I'll start.

My name is Michelle
I'm a Wisconsin native
6'0 tall, 145 lbs.
I've lived all over the country.
I'm looking to get into the Subaru Rally team
I'm a musician, and a band nerd. I loved marching band and jazz band.
I love composing, singing, playing music, chubby guys, and flaming hot cheetos.
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Sure, yeah, ok, I'll play...
I, too, can be crazybrave.
I am a jester, a joker, a fool,
a little turd who doesn't shave.

At TK, secrets abound...
My name is Johannes.
O, don't look so shocked!
I have a large penis. ;)

What else can I say..?
I am 5 foot, hunched,
a little shy, a little base,
twisted and scrunched.

I am a lover and a lech,
I like to rhyme and to flirt,
I once saw a girl's boobie,
she made it squirt. (Thanks, mom.)

I am despised, reviled...
my enemies are many;
But catch me in a good mood,
of crushes I have plenty!

Here at TK, I flail about,
flapping my arms, ringing the bell.
My slapdash poetry is bad, really bad,
& I waste my time giving them HELL.
 
Tiffany
5'8
15 pounds more than i'd like
Vancouver area, Canada
College student/aspiring makeup artist/who knows what else yet
I'm going to China for a trip in 6 days :D
I like travelling, sushi, going to the gym, aaaaand I have an unhealthy fascination with IKEA and the lives of celebrities.

That's enough for now :D
 
Deni
5'6"
Dunno how much I weigh (I've never been a scale checker...).
College student.
Animal collector...well, not really collector...you get the idea. I have ferrets, a cockatiel, and parakeets.
I'm married to my high school sweetheart.
We're about to buy our first house! Woo!

Hmm...that enough?
 
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