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Allison Mack has kicked the bucket!!

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
One time! When she was like 4! At the beach! She kicked her sand bucket!!
 
I wonder what even happened to her. I think I follow her on Twitter but I don't remember her tweeting for years. Probably hard for her because her arms are so heavy.
 
Well they got tired holding up The Eternal Lollipop all these years. Plus her tongue fell out.
 
Ouch. Burn.
 
"Emma didn't reply" lol.

(The whole "big arms" thing was something you and Gagh used to say which I never really agreed with but I threw it in for old time's sake and because you can't say things like that these days because of PC GONE MAD PROBABLY.)
 
I always liked her better than Kruek. And big arms are in-just ask Rhonda Rousey.
 
I like Kristin Kreuk less each season as her bad acting became more and more clear.
 
CaptainWacky said:
"Emma didn't reply" lol.

(The whole "big arms" thing was something you and Gagh used to say which I never really agreed with but I threw it in for old time's sake and because you can't say things like that these days because of PC GONE MAD PROBABLY.)
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Knowing my head space, I likely just went along with it, because it gave me a chance to spam a load of old rot. She was quite pretty, and very likely still is - even if unfortunately she has suffered from the 'only being associated with one show' issue, whilst much more limited actresses like Kaley Couco gets piles of works for years after year - because tits.

And guess what - that gave me a chance to spam a load of old rot too :D
 
It's all in good fun! I'm sure Allison Mack never read it and it didn't contribute to her career spiral in any way! I'm sure she didn't have highly invasive arm reduction surgery as a result, which went horribly wrong and she now requires girl scouts to send ignored tweets to Emma Watson for her. I'm sure that didn't happen...
 
Her arms are heavier than Pete's metal feet!
 
They're heavier than the bags of fan mail sent to the guy who played Oliver Queen!

Then again, any object in the world is heavier than that.
 
Pete's Metal Feet have now been taken by SUPREME LEADER SNOKE (LOL THEY'RE NAZIS) who will turn them into some sort of PLANET SHAPED SUPER WEAPON in a move nobody would see coming!
 
Dont worry, I am sure the planet destroying feet will have an Achilles heel.
 
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It's official. I want to have Aquaman's babies.
 
I remember everyone was confused at the time over why they used the guy who played Oliver in Smallville for this Aquaman pilot rather than the guy who played Aquaman in Smallville.
 
Why did BDM never return after the software change?
 
Alison Mack strangled him with her heavy arms, and left him in a shallow grave.
 
I like how the phrase "OLD ROT" appeared more than once in this thread.

OLD ROT.
 
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