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Allow me to introduce your mom to my cock!

My mother is too old for you.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
My mother is too old for you.


WITH THE RIGHT LUBE, NO ONES MOM IS TOO OLD FOR ME!!!!!


(will she remove her dentures at least?)
 
m,
 
Can I go to lonaf and shit in the hallway?
 
nmj
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Play nice!:hifu:

You wish my momma to slice off your cock with a good ol' Canadian blade? Why would she need that when a simple nail clipper would suffice?
 
Post about cock and luci comes a running.

His mouth is a cock magnet.
 
I will remember you BSS when I am like 79 or something. Ew.
 
Lucy's mouth is like a cop staton.

Dicks always going in and out.

There's a party in Lucy's mouth.

Everyone is coming.
 
post your obscene lucy's mouth metaphor here.
 
SaintLucifer said:
You wish my momma to slice off your cock with a good ol' Canadian blade? Why would she need that when a simple nail clipper would suffice?


Well Lucy, your momma is used to using a nail clipper on YOU!


NOW WHEN SHE HANDLES MY LOAD, SHE'LL NEED A VERY LARGE BLADE!

TO SHAVE OFF THAT BERBER SHE'S BEEN STORING FOR THOSE COLD CANADIAN WINTERS!!!


This ain't no Canadian bacon son, this is prime grade a chicken fried motherfuckin dark meat!

Witness!
 
Mirah said:
I will remember you BSS when I am like 79 or something. Ew.


I know and it'll still make you wet grandma!
 
bad dog said:
Post about cock and luci comes a running.

His mouth is a cock magnet.

This has become a self-evident truth lately, hasn't it?
 
Bitch Slap Shitty-Have You Found Employment or Yourslf Yet Or Are You Still Leeching Off Of The Nation's Responsible Tax Payers?
 
The Saint said:
This has become a self-evident truth lately, hasn't it?

It has.

I will bet cash money Luci has never had pussy in his life.
 
M.O.D.O.K. said:
Bitch Slap Shitty-Have You Found Employment or Yourslf Yet Or Are You Still Leeching Off Of The Nation's Responsible Tax Payers?


Careful now, Modick. You don't want to reveal yourself too soon do you?


You're starting to sound like that other cocksucker Zero of 1000 cocks in his ass at commie.


You wouldn't want to ruin the mystique now would you?
 
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