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An apology to Caitriona

Caitriona said:
In the shout box the other night. He accused me to things I didn't do, and called me a cunt.
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Ah. Well, at least he's very very very sorry and it will never happen again, I'm sure.


On a separate note, what the fuck are all these yellow blobby things under my av?
 
Caitriona said:
In the shout box the other night. He accused me to things I didn't do, and called me a cunt.
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Not only is he rude to a lady, but he steals MY word? MY WORD - MINE MINE MINE!

Shocking. Really, shocking.

But when you think about it, being called a 'cunt' is actually a compliment. Cunts bring us fellas lots of joy (unless you're in the DLA - I doubt they've ever seen a real one). It seems silly to think of it as a slur when your main objective in live is locate one and penetrate at all costs.
 
Shatna said:
Ah. Well, at least he's very very very sorry and it will never happen again, I'm sure.


On a separate note, what the fuck are all these yellow blobby things under my av?
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TKarma has been replaced with 'Oatmeal Power'. Each blob is representative of how many bowls of 'Cyber Oatmeal' you have. These can then be cashed in at the as yet to be installed vShop for various goods, including elsaticated underwear, rubber mattresses, and the password to VKD's account.
 
Harkley said:
SORRY CAIT!!!

I KNOW YOU ARENT CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING WITH YOUR FEVER (feeling better btw?)
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See, the thing is.. I am responsible for Global Warming, just not anything else. Everything else is NOT MY FAULT. I'm innocent I tell you.. INNOCENT!!!

;)

BTW, still sick here. Flu, fever, cough, sniffles... *pouts* give me sympathy! Please!!!
 
Sorry, I used up all my sympathy on Exeter university. I REALLY PITY THEM.

But here, have a poster of the chucle bros:

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Gagh said:
Not only is he rude to a lady, but he steals MY word? MY WORD - MINE MINE MINE!

Shocking. Really, shocking.
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True, he did steal your word.

But when you think about it, being called a 'cunt' is actually a compliment. Cunts bring us fellas lots of joy (unless you're in the DLA - I doubt they've ever seen a real one). It seems silly to think of it as a slur when your main objective in live is locate one and penetrate at all costs.
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LOL, well this is true. I've never figured out why men insult women. It's so counter-intuitive.
 
Gagh said:
TKarma has been replaced with 'Oatmeal Power'. Each blob is representative of how many bowls of 'Cyber Oatmeal' you have. These can then be cashed in at the as yet to be installed vShop for various goods, including elsaticated underwear, rubber mattresses, and the password to VKD's account.
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It's so crazy it JUST MIGHT WORK!
 
Caitriona said:
I've never figured out why men insult women. It's so counter-intuitive.
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They obviously believe in the bullshit term that is 'treat 'em mean - keep 'em keen', despite the fact that the only thing that would make most of the women here interested in guys like jack, is Rhypnol.
 
If I had known that he did such a thing, I wouldn't have posrepped him last night.

Do you want me to beat him up for you, Cait? :smooch:
 
Could someone explain what happened this time, in 17 words or less if possible, so I don't have to read any Jack threads to find out (apart from this one)?
 
CaptainWacky said:
Could someone explain what happened this time, in 17 words or less if possible, so I don't have to read any Jack threads to find out (apart from this one)?
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Jack called Cait a 'cunt' in the Shoutbox, which would attribute to his massive negative karma.

16 words. :)
 
Sing the Sincere song from 'Bye Bye Birdie' without looking the lyrics up on the internet. Then we'll know you're 'Sincere'. ;)

Or gay.

Either way, we oughta get a laugh. :D
 
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