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Anthropo Rail fixed

Sarek said:
I'm not sure I understand why anyone would even want to. Especially the likeness......

Unless it's a comic about slope headed, thick ridged, crap flinging primates. But planet of the Apes was already made into a comic I think.
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You think? Guffaw, c'mon you know you really don't. Not that much, heh.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
You think? Guffaw, c'mon you know you really don't. Not that much, heh.
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You're right, I don't know.

I put away the comic books and crawled out of the backseat of my mommies car when I was about 13.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
I'd say anyone who thinks they can swipe n2s w/o my permission or my likeness is in for a serious ass reaming.
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Ouch! Well, Jack will probably enjoy it...
 
Sarek said:
You're right, I don't know.

I put away the comic books and crawled out of the backseat of my mommies car when I was about 13.
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If only the car had been moving at the time.
 
Sarek said:
You're right, I don't know.

I put away the comic books and crawled out of the backseat of my mommies car when I was about 13.
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What were you doing in your mommy's backseat? That's illegal in most states, and it makes the baby Jesus cry.
 
Donovan said:
What were you doing in your mommy's backseat? That's illegal in most states, and it makes the baby Jesus cry.
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Yes, being 13 and riding in the backseat of a car when your mom is driving is illegal in most states.

Idiot.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
After she blew you so you could feel wuved.
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We had a normal family. None of that incestuous stuff like your type and their extended monkey clans.
 
Sarek said:
Yes, being 13 and riding in the backseat of a car when your mom is driving is illegal in most states.

Idiot.
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But you never mentioned a car at all, just that before the age of thirteen you were inside your mother's back seat. While that might be a little hot with somebody ELSE's mom, you aren't supposed to do that kind of thing with your mom.

Gross, dude.
 
Donovan said:
But you never mentioned a car at all, just that before the age of thirteen you were inside your mother's back seat. While that might be a little hot with somebody ELSE's mom, you aren't supposed to do that kind of thing with your mom.

Gross, dude.
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I would have to concur.

Furthermore Sareks repeat animosity toward "porch" monkeys can only be derived from his closely guarded secret.

He's apart of a rival clan in the monkey kingdom. He's a backseat monkey, it all makes sense now. The crawling around, the fucking and getting sucked off by his mom, their customs aren't look upon or favored by other families in the monkey kingdom which explains his jealousy towards monkeys who can sit on the porch and fuck regular non family members.

It's ok Sarek, you can come out of the clos--i mean out of the back seat now. You can come out.
 
A rare picture of Sarek...

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Donovan said:
But you never mentioned a car at all, just that before the age of thirteen you were inside your mother's back seat. While that might be a little hot with somebody ELSE's mom, you aren't supposed to do that kind of thing with your mom.

Gross, dude.
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You're still an idiot.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
I would have to concur.

Furthermore Sareks repeat animosity toward "porch" monkeys can only be derived from his closely guarded secret.

He's apart of a rival clan in the monkey kingdom. He's a backseat monkey, it all makes sense now. The crawling around, the fucking and getting sucked off by his mom, their customs aren't look upon or favored by other families in the monkey kingdom which explains his jealousy towards monkeys who can sit on the porch and fuck regular non family members.

It's ok Sarek, you can come out of the clos--i mean out of the back seat now. You can come out.
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Nope. I don't drag my knuckles when I walk.
 
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