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should you really be eating all that kind of food? what with your gastric sleeve and all

I can eat anything I want. I just don't eat much of it. I'm taking all of that food to the party at work tomorrow anyway. There's enough you could have a cookie if you wanted it.
 
Would you like a cup of coffee?

I've got some double chocolate cookies and chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon swirl cake, and potato salad that I'm taking to a feast at work tomorrow for Boss's Day. Do you want a cookie?

Oh hell, it's boss's day. Maybe I should suggest we take her to lunch.
 
I have too many bosses and people who think they are for that - about 32 of them. They'd have to pay me a lot more than they do and that isn't happening anytime soon.
 
Now I'm REALLY never shaking your hand.

Like that would ever happen.

Cody and dono meet irl, goes like this:

Dono: Hey cody you really need to be le...
Cody: DUDE OMG hey do that Richard Pryor impression for me!
Dono: What the fuck I don't even...
Cody: *tosses a lit match in dono's hair*
Dono: AAAAAAHHHHHH PUT ME OUT *runs*
Cody:
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I used to sit in front of a really fat kid in one of my high school classes and on hot days he reeked of piss.

Poor Cody. :(
 
Is Onyx a 70+ year old woman or a teenie bopper?

I've never seen more icanhazcheeburgercats in my e-life.
 
Is Onyx a 70+ year old woman or a teenie bopper?

I've never seen more icanhazcheeburgercats in my e-life.

Have you seen the Blade movie where Blade goes into rescue his tech guy - Kris Kristopherson - and he meets up with the individual splayed out in the computer room, running the vampire world, naked, extremely sensitive to manufactured and portable sunlight? That character was probably played by Onyx without him needing any makeup or wardrobe.
 
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