April 20: Sad Day

[Barabbas]

Today would have been Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf's 44th Birthday.

He was such an inspiration to all the other genetically ungifted mini-people by showing them that the best way to deal with life is by being plastered all the time and shouting obscenities to random Shock Jocks. Such an example is sorely needed in this world.

The world is a poorer place.

 

[Mandi]

April 20 is a very happy day....it's 4/20! Now where's my bong?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

These strippers are getting fatter....


Oh, wait, that's just Mandi

 

[Mandi]

*yawn* when do I get my veronica mars....or are you not gonna send em too me cause of your anti-fat crusade?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

My Veronica Mars done broke.

 

[Mandi]

:wah!: That makes baby jesus cry.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Think about how Veronica must feel!

 

[johnford]

Isn't today Hitler's BDay and the anniversary of the Colombine shooting.

 

[Starship Coyote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_20

Here's a list of events that happened on this day in history, along with a list of April 20 birthdays.

Note also that today is the unofficial marijuana day...4/20.

Note also that on this day in 1979, President Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit.