As of right now...

[Dr Dave]

I am frying up some Spam with Bacon.

Mmm Spam...

Mmmm Bacon...

 

[Loktar]

As of three hours ago I had some shrimp wrapped in bacon.

Mmm....bacon.

 

[Dr Dave]

Jolly good!

 

[Blindgroping]

Spam, egg, sausage and spam?

 

[Love Child]

Why would people do this?
Why? Why? Why?
Just kidding.
Um. Enjoy.

 

[Dr Dave]

I may make bacon tonight.

 

[Yub]

Why would people do this?
Why? Why? Why?
Just kidding.
Um. Enjoy.

*lathers LC in bacon grease*

 

[Loktar]

*struts in wearing bacon pants and bacon shirt*

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[J&L Massacres]

omg awesome!

 

[FBI parte due]

Honestly, I just find it terrifying.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I prefer ham to bacon...

 

[FBI parte due]

Bacon is bastardized prosciutto.

 

[Yub]

Prosciutto is good, but it doesn't belong next to hash browns or on a hamburger. That's like putting a hot virgin in a room with 10 fat horny sweaty deviants.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have made more bacon this evening.

 

[Dark Pickle]

That's like putting a hot virgin in a room with 10 fat horny sweaty deviants.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

 

[Loktar]

I have made more bacon this evening.

I had some bacon ranch dressing on my porkfried rice.

 

[FBI parte due]

Bacon doesn't belong on a hamburger. Ever.

 

[Loktar]

Bacon doesn't belong on a hamburger. Ever.

Normally I disagree, but Wendy's Baconator is a disgrace to bacon. First bacon burger I ever ate that I hated.

 

[Mirah]

Didn't I tell y'all? I'm a Jew. I don't eat Pork.