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As of this moment, I will no longer....

BlazerBoy

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be replying to the following thread types.

A: Contains the [ you ] tag.
B: Was started by Messenger and/or certain Skans, and appears to be nefarious in intent.
C: Does not contain my name (Non You Tag) or something related to me, or at the very least interesting to me.
D: Is in the Daycare forum.
E: Has my name mispelled in it.
F: Mentions a Bodily Function that involes the excretory process.
E: Is some variation of the phrase "Would you hit it?"
G: Is started on a Wednesday.
H: Does not already have at least one reply.
I: Is posted by someone whose avatar is still pixelated and has been told repeatedly to fix it already.
J: Does not praise my good looks, sexual escapades, hair, or my charming wit.
K: Contains repeated solicitations for my professional sexual services without offers of compensation, or my photograph or likeness without express written permmision. This includes my copyrighted phrases "I demand..."
L: Threads where someone has been fooled by a You tag and is engaged in a one on one with the thread owner, and is clearly oblivious that they have been trolled. Bad trollee!
M: Threads in which the words "Nigger" or "Spic" is used in excessive amounts.
N: Threads in which a poster uses in excess of 3 to 4 emoticons in one post.
O: Threads in which an obvious inebriated person is attempting to incite an altercation with another member.
P: A thread or post started by anyone who has a problem with my criterion list here.
Q: A thread or post by any person who is obviously masquerading as aother well establishd account.
R: A thread where any person feels they know more about my personal life or sexuality than I do, and feel the need to point this out repeatedly. You suck.
S: Threads in which someone is complaining too much, except those started by me. Stop complaigning.
T: Any thread started by a person whose name describes some form of bodily function that involves the excretory organs.
U: A thread about somebody being banned at a board which I don't post at, nor care too.
V: A thread about what someone who I don't know posts at a board that I don't post at, nor care to know about.
X: A thread about someone who is upset for breaking a rule repeatedly and is subsequently banned for it, then starts a thread about how unfair it is they got caught. I don't care.
Y: A thread by anoyone begging for karma or points, when I know for a fact this person has recently negrepped or stolen points from me. Fuck you too.
Z: Anyone who thinks its lame that I used letters here, instead of numbers. Shut up.

Other than those stipulations, I will gladly grace any thread here with my presence.
 
You violated J: Does not praise my good looks, sexual escapades, hair, or my charming wit.

Just saying.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Things go better with webcam.â„¢

You know, I'm now getting the impression that we might be twins, separated at birth, raised by wolves, and set loose one on each side of the world. We agree on way too many of the really important things in life...

Like now..........

Things just go SOOOOOOOO much better with webcam. ;)
 
BlazerBoy said:
We are going to have a major problem if you two are twins. I think they allow bigamy in utah, right? :D

:bigass: Yep!!! [Well, it's against the law, but no one cares.]
 
CMON KNOCK ON OUR DOOR
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND LAY THERE
WE'RE GONNA THROW YOU IN THE MIX OF OUR AMBISEXUAL ORGY
THREE'S COMPANY TOO!
 
**cues the credits**

**cut to the nosey neighbor peeking in the window**

**cut back to the bedroom where the 3 housemates do the happy naked dance**

Our episode begins....
 
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