be replying to the following thread types.
A: Contains the [ you ] tag.
B: Was started by Messenger and/or certain Skans, and appears to be nefarious in intent.
C: Does not contain my name (Non You Tag) or something related to me, or at the very least interesting to me.
D: Is in the Daycare forum.
E: Has my name mispelled in it.
F: Mentions a Bodily Function that involes the excretory process.
E: Is some variation of the phrase "Would you hit it?"
G: Is started on a Wednesday.
H: Does not already have at least one reply.
I: Is posted by someone whose avatar is still pixelated and has been told repeatedly to fix it already.
J: Does not praise my good looks, sexual escapades, hair, or my charming wit.
K: Contains repeated solicitations for my professional sexual services without offers of compensation, or my photograph or likeness without express written permmision. This includes my copyrighted phrases "I demand..."
L: Threads where someone has been fooled by a You tag and is engaged in a one on one with the thread owner, and is clearly oblivious that they have been trolled. Bad trollee!
M: Threads in which the words "Nigger" or "Spic" is used in excessive amounts.
N: Threads in which a poster uses in excess of 3 to 4 emoticons in one post.
O: Threads in which an obvious inebriated person is attempting to incite an altercation with another member.
P: A thread or post started by anyone who has a problem with my criterion list here.
Q: A thread or post by any person who is obviously masquerading as aother well establishd account.
R: A thread where any person feels they know more about my personal life or sexuality than I do, and feel the need to point this out repeatedly. You suck.
S: Threads in which someone is complaining too much, except those started by me. Stop complaigning.
T: Any thread started by a person whose name describes some form of bodily function that involves the excretory organs.
U: A thread about somebody being banned at a board which I don't post at, nor care too.
V: A thread about what someone who I don't know posts at a board that I don't post at, nor care to know about.
X: A thread about someone who is upset for breaking a rule repeatedly and is subsequently banned for it, then starts a thread about how unfair it is they got caught. I don't care.
Y: A thread by anoyone begging for karma or points, when I know for a fact this person has recently negrepped or stolen points from me. Fuck you too.
Z: Anyone who thinks its lame that I used letters here, instead of numbers. Shut up.
Other than those stipulations, I will gladly grace any thread here with my presence.
