As the new owner of this site

[Gagh]

p'oipo[i0-09

 

[Gagh]

p[oi[-09-090

 

[Gagh]

lijpipo[i

 

[Gagh]

p9oi-90-

 

[Gagh]

As new board owner, I'd like to see you make all that disappear.

 

[alabaster]

As new board owner, I'd like to see you make all that disappear.

Oh, christ another live one. We've never even met and already I own you. Not the first time I've scared the crap out of an internet coward.

 

[Gagh]

Yes, look. I'm so scared, I forgot to give a shit.

 

[Gagh]

[hui9[-898

 

[alabaster]

p9oi-90-

Pound that karma, you porch monkey. Release your hate!

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

!

 

[alabaster]

Yes, look. I'm so scared, I forgot to give a shit.

look at all that time you just spent on little old me. Make me a sammich, bitch boy.

 

[Gagh]

I hate to tell you this, but I spam everywhere, regardless of who's thread it is. I feel my post count may be a slight clue for you.

 

[alabaster]

I hate to tell you this, but I spam everywhere, regardless of who's thread it is. I feel my post count may be a slight clue for you.

Your post count is a clue that the last time you were in a vagina was on your first birthday.

 

[Gagh]

Or last night, it would seem.

 

[DarthSikle]

[piuj89090

LOL. This was the best one.

 

[Gagh]

It has plenty of constructive grace, it has to be said.

 

[jack]

I agree with Darth. That one definitely stood out.

 

[DarthSikle]

Your post count is a clue that the last time you were in a vagina was on your first birthday.

On his first birthday?? Ewwww. I think you mean the day he was born.

 

[jack]

Maybe he thinks Gagh is Japanese?

 

[alabaster]

On his first birthday?? Ewwww. I think you mean the day he was born.

which is technically his first birthday...I know it's a complex idea for you all to grab. That why Chinese start off at one from birth...so if you fuck an 18 year old chink she's really 17 by our count...not that any of you have ever had time to even think about fucking an actual woman.