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Atlantis (BBC)

In LOOSELY related news, the guy who played Arthur in Merlin is going to play DAMIEN in a LIFETIME SERIES about the Devil's son. So yay?
 
Characters travel somwhere, are ambushed by bandits. The plot to EVERY EPISODE OF ATLANTIS EVER.

However this was actually a good episode on the Atlantis scale as quite a lot of things happend. Ariadne looked quite hot out of her queen clothes. There was a blind old man who KNOWS EVERYTHING. Evil prince turned good I guess because of Ariadne suddenly looking hotter. JASON'S DEAD!?
 
Characters travel somwhere, are ambushed by bandits. The plot to EVERY EPISODE OF ATLANTIS EVER.

However this was actually a good episode on the Atlantis scale as quite a lot of things happend. Ariadne looked quite hot out of her queen clothes. There was a blind old man who KNOWS EVERYTHING. Evil prince turned good I guess because of Ariadne suddenly looking hotter. JASON'S DEAD!?
 
OMG THEY KILLED ROLLO! :rwmad:

Ariadne should have a bow more often, give her something to do besides wait for Jason to save EVERYTHING.
 
I will forgive them for retconning her past if they make her more interesting... BUT I imagine she'll go back to being helpless once they're in Atlantis again.
 
Sarah Parrish took an arrow!

But yes, the "caves of doom" storyline is a little tired. (travel to lost place, someone injured badly, caves have spooky thing in them, soldiers scared, turns out to be the Janitor who was trying to get the theme park closed down)
 
The experiment in serial storytelling exists with another cliffhanger! Once again Jason shows mercy on a captured enemy, only for the enemy to end up nearly killing Ariadne. What's the message here? Hercules is right and they should kill everyone they capture? Don't lots of kids watch this show? Will they be approving of toture next week?

"Zombies are poplular right now. Let's do zombies."

Jason should have had hate sex with hot scottish girl.

Holy shit so many of the lines are literally copied and pasted from Merlin.
 
"Why do you hate me, Hot Scottish Girl?"
"Your father banned magic users from the kingdom! If I ever go back there I'll be killed!"
"That was Arthur's father on Merlin!"
"Oh. Sorry."
 
YES, magical drug induced zombies IT'S SHIT :rwmad: (I still think The 100 is a pretty good show, but fuck the zombies shit)
 
So since Cassie probably didn't see this week's Atlantis, I'll provid a recap I guess?

The Oracle (who's a doctor now I guess) told Jason he needed the blood of the person who stabbed Ariadne to heal her. Jason, Hercules and Pythagorus went to a cave with those blind women from Greek mythology who share one eye. I can't remembe their name. Jason defeated them in the exact same way they were beaten in Clash Of The Titans. They told him he wouldn't be able to kill Hot Scottish Girl.

Jason found her at Pasiphae's castle or whatever and knocked Hot Scottish Girl out and took some of her blood, after they had a face off where they felt a connection (it would have been hot if Jason could act.) Pasiphae locked him up in a cage and tried to convince him she was a good person because he's her son (but he still doesn't know that) but in the end was going to kill him until Hercules and Pyth save him. Ariadne's still alive and boring.

They showed a preview for the rest of the season (I guess it's taking a Christmas break) that showed Jason and Hot Scottish Girl kissing (AT LAST) and Pyth nearly kissing A MAN and Pasiphae in a cage.
 
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