CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Thing Of The Day Is a Mine Field exclusive and CANNOT be posted in the Badlands...
...BUT THERE'S NO RULE AGAINST POSTING THE BADLANDS ITEM OF THE WEEK
It will be a different format from Thing Of The Day is it is an item and not a thing and weekly instead of daily.
It will be me listing everything I've masturbated over for the past week.
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Actually no it won't be that; that would be terrible!
So instead how about a story where Chandler from Friends joins THE BORG!
(Chandler from Friends has been assimilated. He is on a Borg Cube.)
BORG: WE ARE THE BORG.
Chandler Borg:: Could we BE any more of the Borg!
(The Borg Queen slinks into the scene.)
Borg Queen: You are showing signs of individuality, 8 of 38.
Chandler Borg: Sorry, I can't help it. I'm outrageous!
Borg Queen: Your individuality disgusts me...but also arouses me. I had sex with Data once and it was hot. I'm going to give you a robot cock so you can fuck me too.
Chandler Borg: Can't I just fuck you with my own cock?
Borg Queen: No, it must be a robot cock. Resistance is futile.
Chandler Borg: Could I BE any more CUCKED!
(Hugh Borg walks in with a penis slicer.)
Hugh Borg: The penis slicer is ready to slice.
Chandler Borg: Hugh Borg? Didn't you die?
Hugh Borg: Aren't you a fictional character from an ancient Earth sitcom?
Chandler Borg: Good point! This makes no sense!
(Chandler wakes up in bed with Janice. He is sweating.)
Chandler: Don't chop my cock off!
Janice: What? I was asleep.
Chandler: Sorry, I had a strange dream. But at least I'm safe in bed with you, Monica.
Janice: Oh my GODDDDDDDD! I'm not Monica, you cunt!
(She turns into a askgdfjlsFASHOER8ODFRSY9GB9UGFD
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yeah this will probably be the last item of the week
...BUT THERE'S NO RULE AGAINST POSTING THE BADLANDS ITEM OF THE WEEK
It will be a different format from Thing Of The Day is it is an item and not a thing and weekly instead of daily.
It will be me listing everything I've masturbated over for the past week.
1)
Actually no it won't be that; that would be terrible!
So instead how about a story where Chandler from Friends joins THE BORG!
(Chandler from Friends has been assimilated. He is on a Borg Cube.)
BORG: WE ARE THE BORG.
Chandler Borg:: Could we BE any more of the Borg!
(The Borg Queen slinks into the scene.)
Borg Queen: You are showing signs of individuality, 8 of 38.
Chandler Borg: Sorry, I can't help it. I'm outrageous!
Borg Queen: Your individuality disgusts me...but also arouses me. I had sex with Data once and it was hot. I'm going to give you a robot cock so you can fuck me too.
Chandler Borg: Can't I just fuck you with my own cock?
Borg Queen: No, it must be a robot cock. Resistance is futile.
Chandler Borg: Could I BE any more CUCKED!
(Hugh Borg walks in with a penis slicer.)
Hugh Borg: The penis slicer is ready to slice.
Chandler Borg: Hugh Borg? Didn't you die?
Hugh Borg: Aren't you a fictional character from an ancient Earth sitcom?
Chandler Borg: Good point! This makes no sense!
(Chandler wakes up in bed with Janice. He is sweating.)
Chandler: Don't chop my cock off!
Janice: What? I was asleep.
Chandler: Sorry, I had a strange dream. But at least I'm safe in bed with you, Monica.
Janice: Oh my GODDDDDDDD! I'm not Monica, you cunt!
(She turns into a askgdfjlsFASHOER8ODFRSY9GB9UGFD
H
SF
G9BSW
-YH
RK
IU
KJH
ETRSRG,RIY
JH
E
HRMHTGAIFDJGW
TWYTYTTTTT999999999999999999999
SG
S
H
SH
HGJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
yeah this will probably be the last item of the week