Barbie

Omar · Mar 27, 2009

omar play with nipplez

The Dork Lord · Mar 27, 2009

I'm sure you do, Omar. I'm sure you do...

Loktar · Mar 27, 2009

Omar said:
omar play with nipplez

wanna play wit my nipplez?:wacko:

Dark Pickle · Mar 28, 2009

lol gay faggit is gay

Loktar · Mar 28, 2009

Dark Pickle said:
lol gay faggit is gay

*rapes Pickle's ovaries*

Dark Pickle · Mar 28, 2009

*explains the birds and bees to Loktar*

Loktar · Mar 28, 2009

*explains to Pickle the impossibility of a bird and bee having sex*

The Dork Lord · Mar 28, 2009

You're not familiar with such a common expression?

LOKTAR, ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

Loktar · Mar 28, 2009

The Dork Lord said:
You're not familiar with such a common expression?

LOKTAR, ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

Oh, you Earthlings and your expressions. How very human.

Cock · Mar 28, 2009

I killed a hobo

Dark Pickle · Mar 31, 2009

Was it an alien hobo?

Loktar · Mar 31, 2009

Dark Pickle said:
Was it an alien hobo?

I hope not. GRR!

*pulls out an anal probe*

The Dork Lord · Mar 31, 2009

You should wash that thing before using it again...

Loktar · Mar 31, 2009

The Dork Lord said:
You should wash that thing before using it again...

Bah! You humans and your antiquated concepts of hygiene.

The Dork Lord · Apr 1, 2009

Yeah, we're real uptight that way...

Loktar · Apr 1, 2009

The Dork Lord said:
Yeah, we're real uptight that way...

I see...

I shall have to send you to Mud Pits of Grapthor VI when I conquer this puny planet.

Dirk Funk · Apr 1, 2009

Hell yes! I'd twist the hell out of them! Now, it would be even better if they had a model that squealed when you did it.

The Dork Lord · Apr 1, 2009

Oh. Ok...

Loktar · Apr 1, 2009

Dirk Funk said:
Hell yes! I'd twist the hell out of them! Now, it would be even better if they had a model that squealed when you did it.

What are you 10? Purple Nurple much?

The Dork Lord · Apr 1, 2009