Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice

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It's a good thing Batfleck and nuSuperman of Steel: Dong of Justice wear their super Underoos inside their pants. It should save on laundry, the way they massively are looking to shit their pants this weekend: ‘Batman V Superman’ Box Office Hits $209.1 Million In First Week | Deadline

 

[CaptainWacky]

Supposedly they're doing massive reshoots for Suicide Squad to make the finished film more resemble the popular second trailer.

 

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It looks to have dropped 81% from last Friday: What Should We Expect from 'Batman v Superman's Second Weekend? - Box Office Mojo

 

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It managed to hold the top spot for a second weekend--with literally no competition--before getting bumped by a Melissa McCarthy movie where she plays a fat, loud, abrasive buffoon.

That's like getting bumped off by that Steven Segall movie where he plays a dour martial arts loner with a ponytail. Or that Jason Statham movie where he plays that antihero in the suit with the fast car who is protecting the pretty girl from even badder guys.

 

[whisky]

Jason Statham films are cool.

 

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So WB forced the reviewers to sit on their articles until a couple days before the movie released. Kind of like what studios do with terrible films. Conversely Marvel has allowed releases of reviews for Civil War already--100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. The critics are saying it is the best Marvel film ever. That should pretty nicely kneecap B-v-S and maybe even poison the well for Suicide Squad to boot.