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BB UK Highlight Show

"Just because I don't want his weiner up my bum he thinks I'm an appalling person!"

Good line.
 
Ben's an appalling person anyway.
 
Ben's a pampered pussy full of antiquated manners and big ideas who doesn't understand anything about life or about being a man. At least Dave was game to play along with the drill sergeant.

I hate Ben even more now. :D

And Mario's concession to Ben was disgusting. He let him off so easily. Ben and his ideas about an international TV career -- PFFT. He's already a laughing stock.
 
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Start at around 2:50. ;)
 
Trying to watch the show live but I'm having connection issues, probably due to the oppressive heat. :( Something must have blown up or burned out somewhere.
 
Nathan called Shabby "a raincloud of doom" then ruined it by swearing a lot.
 
Tonight's was pretty shit. It's like they realised nothing had actually happened halfway through and thought "umm, let's have Josie steal some shoes or something."
 
JJ, you pussy. Surf back to the penal colony, you nutjob.
 
Why is Josie holding her tits while she's listing good things about JJ in the DR?
 
Haha, I thought that too. Especially when she said he looked dashing in a football kit while holding her boobs. But I actually really liked tonight's show. I'm sure some people found it frustrating to have it just be about those two, but I like them and I find their relationship interesting. She obviously fancies him, but he just sees her as another one of the lads, really. I hope they stick around for a long time to come, because sooner or later JJ's gonna finally lay it all out and explain why he's so neurotic. It'll do him good, and it'll be entertaining.
 
HE'S A CLOSET GHEY!!!1

Sorry. Should have used spoiler tags. ;)
 
I fucking hate Josie.
 
So does Steve have a metal dick too?
 
Did you hear a clang under the table as Keeley served her meal?
 
Andrew to win (have I said that already?). It was really touching what he said in the nest to Mario. He's gonna go on a Glyn-like journey... potential winner?
 
He's learning life skills!
 
"I'm dismantling the intellectual framework of an erroneous belief system for the very first time - ahhumm!"
 
I believe those were the original lyrics to "Like a Virgin" before Madonna got her hands on it.
 
OK, the boob-flashing party was hilarious! :D
 
I liked it when Andrew said "I can divide...your legs."
 
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