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Beat Sense Into?

Yub said:
The children, happy and loud. The wife tired. Four month old looking twice his age, keeping her sleepless. No sex for me. :( I'm working very hard not to attempt to seduce other cute redhead at church. I'm a socially awkward big fat guy with few attractive qualities, I might be safe, but all the same.... :P
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Except for the sex(while currently without sex, you have had it before) and the wife and kids you're like an Australian Loktar.
 
Yub said:
The children, happy and loud. The wife tired. Four month old looking twice his age, keeping her sleepless. No sex for me. :( I'm working very hard not to attempt to seduce other cute redhead at church. I'm a socially awkward big fat guy with few attractive qualities, I might be safe, but all the same.... :P
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Ugh, that sounds tough with the exception of the children being happy.
I'm not familiar with this at all, but I've heard from a lot of women not being interested in and/or being too exhausted for sex while the men get more and more desperate. I can imagine that's really hard for both of you, and I kinda understand both sides of that particular problem.

I'm a socially awkward big fat guy with few attractive qualities, I might be safe, but all the same.... :P
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lol, low self-opinion to help with staying faithful? That's a new one :p
Seriously, just because people IRL see your alleged physical 'faults' doesn't mean they're not able to be attracted to you for the interesting traits you have. And you have them, dear. I don't voluntarily converse with idiots, and I do like to talk to you ;)
 
Well, I've got two things working in my favour.
1. Without the option of congress being even a remote possibility, I tend to switch off my sex drive. It simply dissipates. I'm very odd sexually, I can only become aroused if I'm emotionally attached in some fashion to my sexual partner and then it takes a little while...Once the engine's going however..:eyebrows:

2. I can always type redheads into google and fap.
 
Yeah srsly are y'all trying to encourage YUB to stray from his wife who is raising his children that he gave to her?!
She'll cum back around YUB!
Are any of you fixed yet?! OMGOSH!
 
Ilyanna said:
Yeah, he's the kind of guy watching intelligent, confident women from afar, being too intimidated to get closer because he knows they wouldn't give an insecure, childish dick like him the time of day, all the while fantasizing about forcing them into subservience, breaking them with his fists, forcing himself onto them.

Oh, he would show them who the boss is - if only they would notice him in the first place.
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Look here "Ilsa", the 3:13 to Munich is must be due any minute now. Spare me the fist shit on the board and get crackin' before you miss that train. That means shake a leg bitch (you know what I'm saying) and show us what youre made of for real.
 
Daystrom said:
Look here "Ilsa", the 3:13 to Munich is must be due any minute now. Spare me the fist shit on the board and get crackin' before you miss that train. That means shake a leg bitch (you know what I'm saying) and show us what youre made of for real.
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No stupid. She was talking about you.

OH SHIT IT"S YOUR MOM!

RUN!
 
Daystrom said:
Look here "Ilsa", the 3:13 to Munich is must be due any minute now. Spare me the fist shit on the board and get crackin' before you miss that train. That means shake a leg bitch (you know what I'm saying) and show us what youre made of for real.
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LOL you better hope we don't find out where you really live, scumbag.
 
OK, I'm confused. Could anybody tell me what the fuck that person is trying to tell me there, anyway? Because, other than a reference to an obscure and shitty movie, I can't detect any sense whatsoever, can you?
 
Yub said:
Well, I've got two things working in my favour.
1. Without the option of congress being even a remote possibility, I tend to switch off my sex drive. It simply dissipates. I'm very odd sexually, I can only become aroused if I'm emotionally attached in some fashion to my sexual partner and then it takes a little while...Once the engine's going however..:eyebrows:
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Your wife is one lucky girl, dear. Seriously.

Yub said:
2. I can always type redheads into google and fap.
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lol, or just go to the Badlands and use your and Conchaga's thread :whistle:
 
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Ilyanna said:
OK, I'm confused. Could anybody tell me what the fuck that person is trying to tell me there, anyway? Because, other than a reference to an obscure and shitty movie, I can't detect any sense whatsoever, can you?
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Chisel the crust out of your panties and gets ta diggin' biatch!
 
Daystrom said:
Look here "Ilsa", the 3:13 to Munich is must be due any minute now. Spare me the fist shit on the board and get crackin' before you miss that train. That means shake a leg bitch (you know what I'm saying) and show us what youre made of for real.
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So basically he is saying run to the bus or something.

Neat.
 
yeah, that's what I was deducing from that babble, as well.
I was kind of hoping, though, that there was some other hidden meaning in it, you know? Something that would actually merit a reaction beyond 'meh'. *shrugs*
 
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