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Beer/Karma Game

79 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
79 bottles of beer.....
Take one down....
pass it around
(counts on fingers)
78! Bottles of beer on the wall!
 
78 bottles of beer on the wall
78 bottles of beer...
take one down pass it around..
77 bottles of beer on the wall!
 
77 fucking bottles of beer on the wall,
77 bottles of beer,
take one down
pass it around
76 bottles of beer on the wall
 
76 bottles of beer on the wall,
76 bottles of beer,
take one down, pass it around
75 bottles of beer on the wall
 
75 bottles of beer on the wall,
75 bottles of beer,
take one down, pass it around
74 bottles of beer on the wall

Damn I love beer. I love songs about beer. I love beer and sex most of all.
 
73 bottles of
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on the wall
73 bottles of beer
Take one

down


pass it around


72 bottles of beer on the wall
 
72 bottles of beer on the wall,

72bottles of beer,

take one down,

pass it around

71 bottles of beer on the wall.
 
70 bottles of beer on the wall.
70 BOTTLES of BEER.
Take one down and pass it around.
69 bottles of beer on the wall.


Well, there blows your theory sex and beer don't mix right out of the water.
 
69 bottles of beer on the wall.
69 BOTTLES of BEER.
Take one down and pass it around.
68 bottles of beer on the wall.


I remember '68. It was a very good year. Still, my favorite year has to be '67. It was the year before that magic age all little girls wait for. It was a year of high expectation. Oh, how lovely it would be to be that age again where another year older is something exciting.
 
68 bottles of beer on the wall.
68 BOTTLES of BEER.
Take one down and pass it around.
67 bottles of beer on the wall.

Yes, I am waxing nostalgic for the year of '67. It was the year before most little girls turn into metal mouthed pimple faced walking hormones - that magic age of Clearasil, Stridex, and Witch Hazel. Ah, the innocence of '67.
 
67 bottles of beer on the wall.
67 BOTTLES of BEER.
Took one down, drank it myself
There are still
66 bottles of beer on the wall.

So what if I spammed? The 67th bottle is mine. It holds meaning for me.

Burrrrppp. So wash n a drank it mehslef? Thers still sum for you!
 
Time for another.

66 bottles of beer on the wall.
66 BOTTLES of BEER.
Took one down, drank it myself
There are still
65 bottles of beer on the wall.
 
65 bottles of beer on the wall.
65 BOTTLES of BEER.
Took one down, drank it myself
There are still
64 bottles of beer on the wall.


I need a pizza to go with all this beer.
 
64 bottles of beer on the wall.
64 BOTTLES of BEER.
Took one down, drank it myself
There are still
63 bottles of beer on the wall.



OMG, I'm rich in beer.
 
63 bottles of beer on the wall.
63 BOTTLES of BEER.
Took one down, drank it myself
There are still
62 bottles of beer on the wall.

I like Uma Thurman
 
62 bottles of beer on the wall.
62 BOTTLES of BEER.
Took one down, drank it myself
There are still
61 bottles of beer on the wall.

Uma Thurman kicked butt in the Kill Bill movies.
 
61 bo'les o' beeahr on the wall
61 bo'les o' beeah
Ya take one down
Pass i' aroun'
61 bo'les o' beeahr on the wall

Fosteh's -- Ust-rile-yan fa
60 bo'les o' beeah
 
60 bottles of beer on the wall,
60 bottles of beer,
take one down, pass it around
59 bottles of beer on the wall


Beer. The breakfast of champions. So I hear.
 
Mmmm beer

59 bottles of beer on the wall,
59 bottles of beer,
take one down, pass it around
58 bottles of beer on the wall
 
Well, I'm already On The Road To Perdition....

58 bottles of micro brewery beer on the wall;
58 bottles of micro brewery beer on the wall;
ya take one down, an' pass it aroun',
57 bottles of beer on the wall!
 
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