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Beer/Karma Game

Ha, ha, ha ... the beer lasted through the weekend. That is all that matters. When I can spread karma again, I'm coming back to karma you up!

Now that we are out of the beer, I'm guessing it is time to move on to the harder stuff.

Shall we have:

99 bags of weed on the wall,
99 bags of weed,
took one down
and smoked it all,
98 bags of weed on the wall.

or

99 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
99 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
98 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

Hello. My name is eloisel. I am not an alcoholic. I am not a drug abuser. I am ... I am ... I am ... old and senile and forget that ... I am not an alcoholic. I am not a drug abuser. Hello. My name is eloisel.
 
98 bags of weed on the wall,
98 bags of weed,
took one down
and smoked it all.......lost the ability to count, or to do much of anything

*some time later*

97 bags of weed on the wall.
 
96 Bags of Weed on the Wall
96 Bags of Weed
Took one down
Smoked it *coughs*
95 Bags of Weed on the wall
 
I opened the door and got a contact buzz

95 Bags of Weed on the Wall
95 Bags of Weed
Took one down
Smoked it all up
94 Bags of Weed on the wall

Work ... gotta do some work... okay, but I gotta eat something first. There's cold pizza in the fridge, Girl Scout cookies, too, and orange juice.
 
eloisel and English Rose you are too sweet!
I have exhausted my Karma for the day, so I will be back a little later to karma ya both up since you have been so generous!

93 bags of weed on the wall
93 bags of weed
take one down
smoke it all
92 bags of weed on the wall

munchies anyone?
 
eloisel said:
OMG, you burnt up all my weed, kid. Hell, the whole damn city is high now.
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Good, now maybe they will all pull their damn polls out of their assess!

Thats would be the Citty of Arlington that I am refering to!
 
I'd better break out the iced tea then

98 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
98 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
97 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
MamaKitty said:
There was 92 bags of weed on the wall , there was 92 bags of weed.
So I set the wall on fire, now we are all fucking high!
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What lullabies do you sing your baby kitties?
 
97 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
97 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
96 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

(Locking kid in her room!)
 
eloisel said:
97 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
97 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
96 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

(Locking kid in her room!)
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Why is there a waiter and a stack of $5.00 around?
 
Hey, that was a special occasion. It isn't every day my baby girl gets married. Those were to stick in the dancer's string, not in the waiter's, by the way. You should have learned something that night - you get the guys to dance for you and put the money into your blouse.
 
96 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
96 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
95 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
95 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
95 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
94 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
94 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
94 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
93 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
93 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
93 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
92 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

We've got a nice rain happening here. So need it too - put out these fires that have been plaguing us since around Christmas. May the firefighters get a break and join us for tea!
 
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