BERLIN HAS TALKING DUSTBINS

[Mentalist]

No really, its on CNN.

 

[Gagh]

OMG - DID GERMANY KILL DUSTY BIN?

 

[Mentalist]

I swear down, there was a whole feature on it.. Its better than reporting on the size of hurricane rain drops, I guess.

 

[Gagh]

Indeed it is. Only an AMERICAN would be interested in that.

 

[The Question]

I wonder if the talking DUMPSTERS care how big the rain drops are.

 

[Buttons]

I bet they do... What with rust.

 

[Gagh]

WHAT IF THEY SPEAK NAZI?

 

[Mentalist]

Then I would need to go to Berlin and steal one as a cool feature for my bedroom.

 

[Gagh]

ARE YOU A NAZI?

 

[Mentalist]

NO I JUST APPRECIATE NOVELTY

 

[Gagh]

I APPRECIATE A BLOWJOB BUT I DON'T WALK ROUND SHOUTING ABOUT IT DO I.


OH HANG ON - I DO!

 

[Mentalist]

ITS ALL STARTING TO FIT INTO PLACE BABE

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I fancy a blowjob from an English bird with big knockers.

 

[Mentalist]

Thats too vauge. You could end up in trouble.

 

[Gagh]

CLAIRE RAYNER IS AVAILABLE, BDM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT DO THEY SYA?

 

[Gagh]

"HELLO YOU GERMAN FUCK LOL!"

 

[The Question]

THEY SEZ: "ACH, ESSE Ich IHRE SCHEISSE!"

And other such fun phrases for the whole GORRAM FAMILY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY SAY "PUT YOUR BURNTY JeWS IN HERE!"

 

[Gagh]

Yeah. I mean, every household has a few burned Jews tucked away somewhere.