Big Brother awaits new contestant

[headvoid]

*rushes to switch TV on for the replay*

 

[Gagh]

If only I knew who these people were!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well they're all dead now, crushed under metal feet, so you don't have to know.

 

[Gagh]

I'LL GRIND YOU INTO A STICKY PASTE LITTLE GIRL

LOL WHEN SHE WAS BAD broke the bones of teh master treated Xandrer mean

 

[headvoid]

If you want a vision of the future, imagine STAMMERING PETES METAL FEET stamping on a human face - forever

!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's really grinding them in...down to atoms now.

 

[Gagh]

Should they let Paul Gascoigne in and keep supplying him with booze and LSD?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They should let in a metal feet guy, and then let in Morrissey.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come when Gazza gets locked up it's always after collapsing at the hairdressers?