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Big Brother Canada 2013

Meanwhile workout guy is spitting water everywhere and going "BLAAAARGH."
 
And singing Triple H's theme music.

Yeah, I'm guessing this is "Tom" as housemates who like wrestling are usually gameplaying pricks.
 
Tom's the guy who called the gay guy and his two lady friends "two cunts and a fucking fairy fag".

So fuck that guy basically.
 
I'm not sure if the Alec/Gary alliance is real or if Alec is just playing Gary really, really well, but listening to them talk game is fantastic.

They're listing out their potential F4 scenario, but Alec is pointing out how awkward Gary would be in a F4 with Alec, Topaz, and Peter, and they're trying to figure out together how to make a more stable F4 where both Alec and Gary could be comfortable in order to solidify the alliance. It's really remarkable - I didn't know hamsters understood game theory.
 
They're all aping what they've seen for years on US BB. Which isn't necessarilly a good thing. Because US BB turned into Survivor-in-a-House. It's disappointing to me that Canada's has decided to be that from the outset as well.

(I haven't seen a lot of episodes, I'm going on what little I've seen and what you've just posted. If it's not that bad let me know)
 
Well only a few of the people in the house have a clue, and you have dipshits like Tom who is just a high school bully.

Tom just went and opened the door while Alec was showering so he could, I don't know, expose his dick to the feeds. Alec is taking it really hard, for some reason, and Topaz was hulking out at Tom when the feeds got cut.
 
Maybe when the feeds come back, Topaz will be ejected, and Tom will be dead from a high heel wedged in his forehead.
 
YAY TOM IS GONE. He reminded me of the tough kid on Degrassi TNG who had to manscape his massive eyebrows.

So Andrew got wasted and started crawling all over Gary? WTF?
 
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It shouldn't be funny to see him breakdown? But it is.
 
(If I knew Peter irl we'd probably be besties.)
 
I'LL MISS HIM AND HIS DIARY ROOM LOUDNESS.

It's interesting that he does the hammock-swinging thing like Ian from last year's US BB. I imagine they might share a couple of conditions.
 
Hmm, looks like Emmett is winning the season. I always get disappointed when a Hayden-type wins.
 
Nice penis, though.

And Dan from BBUS can't pass up a chance for some more screen time. I'm surprised he didn't hand out copies of his how-to-get-on-reality-tv booklets. I'll bet he mentioned his website a few times.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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She already screwed up by saying "150%". You can't have more than 110%, stupid!
 
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