BIONIC EASTENDERS!!111

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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By Colin Mahan - TV.com
February 13, 2007 at 12:53 PM

NBC has cast British Michelle Ryan as the lead in the network's redo of the 1970s action series The Bionic Woman. Ryan played the bombshell Zoe Slater from 2000 to 2005 on the BBC soap Eastenders.

The Bionic Woman ran for three years, from 1976 to 1978, first on ABC then on NBC for its last season. The show, a spin-off of the hit the Six Million Dollar Man, starred Lindsay Wagner as a woman who suffers a tragic skydiving accident and is turned into a bionic crime-fighting machine.

Ryan is not the only British import taking to American airwaves this fall. Sci-fi cop show Life On Mars, saucy relationship series Football Wives, gambling dramedy Viva Blackpool!, and family animal series Wild at Heart are all getting a Yankee makeover.

Is she more attractive than that pic? 'Cause there she looks kinda horsey...

 

[headvoid]

She is the Mr Ed of UK soaps. Except Mr Ed had a larger vocab

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

$6 million wouldn't get you a bionic finger these days...I wonder how much they'll jack up the pricetag in the new version.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a dog.

 

[whisky]

Isnt this the crappy remake where instead of doing cool adventures, she uses her bionic abilities to rise up the ranks in the buisiness world?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh dear.

 

[headvoid]

Wonder Spreadsheets!!!

See her rattle through her PowerPoint slides in no time at all as she uses her Wonder click mouse.

Step back John from accounts as she lassoes the photocopier man!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's got big shoulders.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And her tits were not made for that kind of halter top, they look like armed fatty torpedos.

She looks like a guy in drag, actually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They should have cast Pauline Fowler.

 

[Cassie]

There are some better pics of her on the internets, but not much better.

 

[Tisiphone]

Wrong tits for that outfit. Very saggy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Could be from Michael's latest "urban safari" collection post-Project Runway 3...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could be that she's a HO.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought she was quite fit back in her 'stenders days, though a friend of mine reminded be of her fringe of steel.

I thought it was April Fool's when I saw this and then a story about Kilroy accusing M&S of using mirrors that distort the shape of women so it looks like the clothes they're trying on suit them.

 

[Gagh]

The irony of this casting is in perfect alignment with Mine Field pop history.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE'S THE FOURTH SEXIEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

In Albert Sqiah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

1) Pauline
2) Pat
3) Dot

Yep!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

It's Pat, Dot AND THEN Pauline