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bungie.net trolls

That's pretty obvious. You feign a strange lameness in order to get people to respond to your posts.

And it works.
SilentBtViolent said:
We're not really the best of the best, to tell you the truth.

Our real overlords are master trolls with fearsome dark souls whose sadistic depths burn the soul when its dark antilight is shined on the pink flesh of innocent brain matter.

[/chris kattan voice]

Also, we're pretty disjointed. I prefer the "paradigm troll," so I am a jabberjaw. I like to pretend like me and the reader are in a seperate world for just an instant, and the vision is supposed to make you laugh. It's like trying to craft an inside joke and inviting everyone in.

Sniper prefers the quick flame and gets a bite all the time.

(His problem is that he respects the rules -- my problem is that I am a huge prima dona and a bit too sincere, and the messianic complex has never really helped anything. But I do like long walks in the park and heavy petting.)
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SilentBtViolent said:
We're not really the best of the best, to tell you the truth.

Our real overlords are master trolls with fearsome dark souls whose sadistic depths burn the soul when its dark antilight is shined on the pink flesh of innocent brain matter.

[/chris kattan voice]

Also, we're pretty disjointed. I prefer the "paradigm troll," so I am a jabberjaw. I like to pretend like me and the reader are in a seperate world for just an instant, and the vision is supposed to make you laugh. It's like trying to craft an inside joke and inviting everyone in.

Sniper prefers the quick flame and gets a bite all the time.

(His problem is that he respects the rules -- my problem is that I am a huge prima dona and a bit too sincere, and the messianic complex has never really helped anything. But I do like long walks in the park and heavy petting.)
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Let me describe his best day on this planet. K-Y, a potato gun, and a singed (but still alive) hamster. Any questions?
 
I wish. I'd really flame the crap out of him if I could bring myself to hate him.

But Captain Sincerity here is a really nice guy and more subtle than you'd think sometimes.
 
[/end trading paint mode] [serious mode] No, we love the dickens out of each other, man. Silent is the shit. But, we have a manner and banter that involes homo-eroto-hostility, and fart jokes. It just works for us.

You should see what he does to weggie and his lawn deer.

[/serious mode]
 
SilentBtViolent said:
I wish. I'd really flame the crap out of him if I could bring myself to hate him.

But Captain Sincerity here is a really nice guy and more subtle than you'd think sometimes.
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Ah, now I see how it is.

SilentBtViolent said:
Don't sweat it man, I only flame fellow trolls I really like
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taken from off site

I love BBcode tags, by the way
 
Chadarnook said:
That's to say, it loses it's impact
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Well, I want to make sure you can tell the difference between serious and fucking off. Droolers like you struggle with that sometimes...
 
We came from a land without emoticons and are therefore emotionally stunted.

And by the way, I am just in it (trolling) for the entertainment. I actually laugh every time I see my avatar on this board, and it gives me a great platform to do subtle stuff that is clearly me.

(Like change other people's nicknames in way you can tell it's me.)
 
Nice circle jerk, though, guys. Let's do it again sometime.

Actually, I'll test you sometime when you're not expecting it, Chadamook. By the way, good work with Captain Obvious today. That shit was great. I don't know how he got himself stuck calling you sir but it was classic.

(Silent out.)
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
Well, I want to make sure you can tell the difference between serious and fucking off. Droolers like you struggle with that sometimes...
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time travel trolling? That's cute.

So . . . any luck with trolling Chadarnook, sarge?
 
SilentBtViolent said:
Nice circle jerk, though, guys. Let's do it again sometime.

Actually, I'll test you sometime when you're not expecting it, Chadamook. By the way, good work with Captain Obvious today. That shit was great. I don't know how he got himself stuck calling you sir but it was classic.

(Silent out.)
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That shit was shit, and me on a bad day.
 
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