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CAIT TODD CAME BACK FROM T3H DEADNESS AND HIT RIVER TAM WITH THE STUNNER

He sure is fat.
 
Fat-people-pooch-groin is a sin against human eyeballses.
 
I saw a little old lady the other day with her shorts pulled up so high that she had camel toe and a belt just below her tits. It was appalling.
 
I'll bet many a midget died howling and twitching that day.
 
The funnier part to this is that I saw her in a Taco Bell.
 
^^The Midget Slayer, you mean?
 
LOL RICKY GERVAIS WILL BE ARROGANT IN THIS THREAD
 
Conchaga said:
I saw a little old lady the other day with her shorts pulled up so high that she had camel toe and a belt just below her tits. It was appalling.

fat-cameltoe.JPG
 
THIS IS NOT WHAT CAIT TOOD HAD IN MIND
 
That woman's right shexy...
 
I cant stop looking at her trousers - like what do they have pockets for? What could you get in them apart from perhaps a very thin postage stamp with no glue on?
 
Someone might vomit at the sight of her and get a molecule or two of yarf into a pocket.
 
OY VEY WHAT HATH EGGS WROUGHT?
 
River Tam killed the girl on LazyTown and stole her pink wig then glued it to her kung-fu crotch and danced around nekkid pretending she had mutant pubes omg wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup (that's sort of similar to the sound it made)
 
OMG NOPE NOT HARDLY SHE JUST SNUCK UP AND DID IT AGAIN OH NOES?!
 
baow be4 t3h thread etnernal whoop whoop
 
THIS MUST REACH 10,000 POSTS FIRST YES.
 
"THWAP!!!" said Cait Todd's rotten left titty to River Tam's chin.
 
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