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Calling on all Women of TK

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Conchaga said:
Yes, a guy can go too deep. (BTW I'm a dude) I've bottomed-out on a girl and she told me it felt like someone punched her in the gut. Yet, most girls like breadth more than length. You can have a 12" dick but if it looks like a long stack of quarters, you're just playing stick ball, baby. You need to have the oversized wiffle ball bat. Or, for the Brits, a big cricket bat.
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Why are you dating women that know what it feels like to be punched in the gut? Bar brawlers?

It makes your uterus cramp when you get "bottomed out", that means you hit the cervix. As all women know from their yearly exams, touching the cervix makes your uterus contract and it just feels like mild menstrual cramps.

The vagina stretches but there's only feeling in the first three inches so unless you're under 3 inches length doesn't matter one bit...Girth (sp?) is a whole other story...
 
Laker_Girl said:
Why are you dating women that know what it feels like to be punched in the gut? Bar brawlers?
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She has three brothers who are wrestlers. Also, she went to an all-girl Catholic High School. Those places can be rough!
 
I've heard that about all girl Catholic schools.

Did I tell you that Retrotrek got married? Yep she did, back in July. I've never met her husband but what I know about him makes me want to kick his ass.
 
Interesting news about Retro.

Please pass on my regards and hopes for a happy marriage (but if you want to kick the groom's ass already, I worry).

-SB
 
I was googling to find a photo of a ladies fingers... to make a point... and I found this, so I thought you're like to see it.

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