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Can I live in my own Private Idaho

Gyrate until you've had your fill.
 
Is America quite big then?
 
You could fit all of Europe in Texas
 
AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR CHILE
 
Tis, I like your new avatar, she's curvaceous and has some meat on her bones. Sexy.
 
Thanks, BDM. I've used her before, but felt a need to revive her. :)
 
Tin Roof! Rusted!
 
Tisiphone said:
Thanks, BDM. I've used her before, but felt a need to revive her. :)


The more I read magazines like Us Weekly or In Touch (hey, I work 3 nights a week at a Supermarket! It's the only way to goof off!), the more I realize that most female celebrities are fucking anorexic. The problem is, when you have a "normal-sized" girl like the one in your avatar next to a twig like Nicole Richie, the normal girl looks like a fatass.
 
When Junebug floats down and yells Hey! even the razorbacks get out of her way.
 
Who's Junebug?
 
your mama
 
Mr. Popeil, i'm in trouble, need your assistance on the double, oh...

Now how am I going to make my old vinyl cartop look like new?
 
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green?
'bout two inches tall, with a strawberry blond paw?
 
MY ASS! MY ASS! MY ASS IN ON FI-YAAHH!
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER JUST SOME PREPARATION H!
H, MOTHERFUCKER, H!
 
ther'es really no reason for me to bump this
 
I like your av, who is she?
 
Are she famous? She looks like a chav hooer.
 
LEARN SOME B-52s LYRICS AND START READING WACKY'S POSTS!!! :shock:
 
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