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Can you do too much masturbation?

SilentBtViolent

SilentBtViolent

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You WISH you could. But you cannot; you lack the grit.
 
I think you can do it till the skin starts coming off, then you've obviously gone too far!
 
I've gone too far.
 
ouch!
 
Don't use cheese graters, just trust me on that one.
 
sandpaper is probably nota good idea either
 
Cassie said:
I think you can do it till the skin starts coming off, then you've obviously gone too far!
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I usually stop when it starts getting purple and swollen.
 
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
 
What about really fine grit sandpaper? HUH?!?!
 
only to be used for very fine shape work
 
Such as assembling the greebles on your BORG CUBE PENIS.
 
O RLY I BET YOU BOUGHT IT FROM SOME HOBBY STORE DIDN'T BUILD IT YOURSELF YOU RICH BASTARD YOU SHOULD BE ASAMES FOR TAKING OUT THE SOUL OF THE PENIS BUSINESS AND REPLACING IT WITH THE GREAT PENIS GYPSYS MACHINES OMG
 
LISTEN HEY YOU THE GYSPSYS ARE MAKE THE BOX STORES LIKE WAL MART FOR THE HELPING YOU OK? BECAUSE LISTEN MAN IF YOU BUY IN BUILK YOU CAN SAVE MAJOR $$ BIG BIG OK? SO IT'S JUST LIKE ECONOMIC DEMOCRACY, IT'S AMAZING. GOT IT? BECAUSE SO YOU SHOULD TOTALL YBUY EVERYTHING FROM OUR WAL MARTSEZ AND BEST BUYEZ IT'S TOTALLY COOL OK WE GYPSIES LOVE YOU.
 
BUT WHERES THE SOUL OMG YOU CAN JACK OFF WITH YOUR NEW GROBBLED GYPSY PENIS BUT YOULL NEVER GET THE FEEL IT'LL JUST BE ANOTHER EXCERCISE FOR MR RICH SUBURBAN SHALLOWGUY JEHOSEPHAT THAT HE CAN TELL HIS GOLF BUDDIES ABOUT

IT USED TO BE ABOUT THE SPACE BATS MAN BUT NOW ITS ALL HOLLOW AND SHIT WHAT WOULD MISTER CHIEF WIGAM BIG ENIS SAY ABOUT US NOW/!
 
I always think I'll go for hours and hours, but then I'm fine after one round. Usually.
Only with pleasuring myself.
With sex I want more.
 
Men wish they could multiple, eh girls?
 
Can hobbits masturbate?
 
That's a no then.
 
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