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@CaptainWacky

Mirah

I love you
My computer crashed when I was trying to upload photos tonight.
Did not mean to leave without saying goodnight.
Get your boomstick out!
 
!
 
I NEVER PUT IT AWAY.
 
Wacky is all about the boomstick.
 
You know what I mean.
 
I mean that in the best possible way.
 
I love to masturbate.
 
He's a regular master bater!

He's banned from 57 fishing boats!
 
AND FIVE WHALES.
 
"They're not you're damn sex whales" CaptainWacky was told.
 
She was talking about the game. You dirty minded bastards!
 
Evil dead.
 
Better dead than smeg.
 
Ash said:
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

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