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Did you in fact call him that?
 
"Hey, I'm walkin' here!" is the only thing any New Yorker has ever said ever.
 
To be fair, It was nice of them to let you know what they were doing.
 
"Step away from my bitch, sir!" - a pimp.
 
"Hey Prince Charles! Gimme a dollah!"
 
NYC has always been good to me. I think I've been lucky and met all the nice ones. It got to be a little unnerving: "where are the rude New Yorkers!?!?! You're just waiting til I leave, aren't you?!?!"
I was once lost in Spanish Harlem, being blessed with an unerring gene for getting lost. A wild-eyed young guy wearing army fatigues with a boombox the size of a house on his shoulder very sweetly showed me where the damn subway entrance was hidden....
 
Central Park would be nice to visit.
 
I have been thinking about New York lately and how I haven't been there yet. One day.

To relate to your car alarm problem, I have had a neighbor dog barking almost all evening. Luckily I am staying up late doing homework. I am also house sitting and though I like the place I am beginning to get a little bit homesick! 0_0 I haven't been home in weeks but for a night or two.
 
I might be in New York this spring. I'll be sure to set car alarms off in seedy parts of the city so Eggs will know I'm trying to say hi to him.
 
sharing is caring.
 
There are other ways to show him you care (send him some Cleaned Cats from Cat Cleaners).
 
Lots of nice female celebrities grew up in New York
 
NYC is nice because all the old CRABBY ONES move down here to Florida :rwmad:
 
Tisi, the Swiss Bell Ringer of Car Alarms!
 
I'm gonna start stamping their foreheads with RETURN TO SENDER.
 
Thank God that alarm went off yesterday and not today. Today it woulda killed me.
 
Hangover?
 
Yeah it was bad. Part of the double-edged sword when you're a beloved regular and get to drink after-hours with the bar staff.
 
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