CASSIE WAS BROWSING, NOW SHE'S NOT, THAT MEANS I'M A DICK.

[Ishcabittle]

FORGIVE ME!!! I ONLY SAID THAT ABOUT CHICKENS BECASUE THEY DESURVED IT! THEY'RE ALL BITCHES!!!

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!

 

[FBI parte due]

GOOD THING NOBODY TOLD HER ABOUT YOUR PLAN TO LURE HER INTO A TREE HOLLOW WITH PROMISES OF ELF CANDY AND RAPE HERE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

THAT WAS A GOOD THING UNTIL YOU BLABBED YOU BLABBER.

 

[FBI parte due]

NOW I HATE YOU

 

[Ishcabittle]

BELIEVE ME, THE FELEING IS MUTUAL. CORN ON THE COB SHOUDL JUST BE CALLED CORD, EVERY OTHER VERSION SHOULD BE CALLED CORN OFF THE COB.

 

[Cassie]

IT'S A GOOD THING I'M BROWSING TODAY CAUSE I CAN'T RESIST ELF CANDY AND DICKS... THEY MAKE ME GET ALL TINGLY WITH ANTICIPATION

 

[FBI parte due]

I hope you didn't just call Ishcabittle a dick.

 

[Cassie]

my posts keep disappearing

 

[Cassie]

and I didn't call Ishcabittle a dick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He is a dick, though.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Tru, dat, y'all. Whatta dick this guy is.

I hope you didn't just call Ishcabittle a dick.

You're entering a world of pain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I THINK ISH AND CASSIE ARE MARRIED IN REAL LIFE

 

[Cassie]

I'm just strung out on Elf candy.

 

[FBI parte due]

SO IT BEGINS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Married...with elves.

 

[Cassie]

Little fuckers, gettin into everything.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Just because two posters show an overwhelming attraction to one another doesn't mean they know each other in real life. Cassie and I, as you can plainly see from the two or three interactions we've had, are simply kindred spirits.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I CALL BS ON THAT SHIT, FUCKIN GBS ON THAT SHIT 'CAUSE YOU ARE CRUSHIN' ON THAT SHIZZLE MAH BIZZLE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

What a dick that guy is.

 

[FBI parte due]

Kin spirits... with PRIVILEGES?