casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[Conchaga]

Damn...I'd give my left fucking arm to make a flick with Catherine Bell, goth or not. But Wuhrer is awful hot, so SOLD (unless Tis has any objection).

I doubt she'd object. Wuhrer has the attitude and the body to pull off Tis the right way.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Though, I'd kill to include Ewen Bremner somewhere.

Good God Yes. Or maybe even Rik Mayall.


...Okay: A round of karma, then I'm going to bed.

Go nuts. 8)

 

[Starship Coyote]

Coyote Ugly - Nicky Katt

I can't recall his acting, but shave his head down to a buzz and give him a goatee, and he really looks a lot like a younger me. Good call, Archibald. The rest of the list is leaving me splitting my sides.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Drew Carey's evil twin brother.

>>thinking<<

 

[Love Child]

Um. Love child and Mirah are one in the same. And if you don't know me that is ok. Conchaga's description is probably pretty accurate. Although I do have a liking to Drew Barrymore. Except that I don't know if she likes girls sometimes is all.

 

[Conchaga]

Damn...I'd give my left fucking arm to make a flick with Catherine Bell, goth or not. But Wuhrer is awful hot, so SOLD (unless Tis has any objection).

I'VE GOT IT! Catherine Bell = Mirah/Love Child!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I'm a violinist, dear, not a country singer.

Violin, fiddle, what's the difference?

quite a bit, actually

I'll bet you've tried to play "Devil Went Down To Georgia" at least once. Also: This isn't a musical.


....................................................................................or IS IT???

 

[Gonad]

I'VE GOT IT! Catherine Bell = Mirah/Love Child!

Hm. I can see that in my head.

 

[eloisel]

I'll bet you've tried to play "Devil Went Down To Georgia" at least once. Also: This isn't a musical.


....................................................................................or IS IT???

Okay. I like that tune and Charlie Daniels tears up a bow. I like Reba McIntyre too. Most people think I look more like Piper Laurie though.

 

[Tisiphone]

Damn...I'd give my left fucking arm to make a flick with Catherine Bell, goth or not. But Wuhrer is awful hot, so SOLD (unless Tis has any objection).

No objection.

My man...always looking out for what's best for me. Bwahahaha!

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

You people must spend a lot of time watching the E Channel to know who all these "celebs" are that are being bandied about.

The shallowness is vaguely disturbing.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I have got to start posting again...(SIGH).

Yes, attention whore post. In any case, I'm un-castable, but curious as to what the impression may be.
-SB

 

[Conchaga]

You people must spend a lot of time watching the E Channel to know who all these "celebs" are that are being bandied about.

The shallowness is vaguely disturbing.

We have google.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I have got to start posting again...(SIGH).

Yes, attention whore post. In any case, I'm un-castable, but curious as to what the impression may be.
-SB

Buscemi in ConAir.

 

[Conchaga]

Buscemi in ConAir.

WTF? Shut the fuck up, Vourgin Boy. This is what I'm talking about. You contribute nothing to TK whatsoever. Go take a bath in some 12 molar hydrochloric acid.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Okay. I like that tune and Charlie Daniels tears up a bow. I like Reba McIntyre too. Most people think I look more like Piper Laurie though.

Hmmm... I'll have to research her a little more. Get back to you on that.

 

[Conchaga]

I have got to start posting again...(SIGH).

Yes, attention whore post. In any case, I'm un-castable, but curious as to what the impression may be.
-SB

You're not totally uncastable.

I'll bet Joaquin Pheonix could perform your part very well.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

LOL

No offence, but it was either Lewis Black or Danny DeVito-on-angeldust.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I have got to start posting again...(SIGH).

Yes, attention whore post. In any case, I'm un-castable, but curious as to what the impression may be.
-SB

Glancing at your (utterly righteous) avatar, my first thought was Bruce Spence, but then I remembered Geoffrey Rush in "Quills"...

Hmmm.

Oh --Klaus Kinski? Wait...he's dead.

What the hell; he played a vampire in the Nosferatu remake. We'll just dig him up. 8)