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CBB rumoured housemates database

If the eat Cliff Richard I may start watching television again. That is saying something for me BTW. I am prepared for this.,..
 
I'm adding Manuel's grandaughter to the list. She hasn't been rumoured yet, but I have a feeling...

(Maybe even add Russ to the list if things get really bad!)
 
^Good call on the Satanic Slut aka victimized grandaughter! BUT SURELY SHE WOULDN'T WANT TO RIDE THE PUBLICITY WAVE SHE IS SO UNHAPPY TO BE ON RIGHT NOW?!


I like Mutya though. She's a bit odd but cool chick and I dig her voice. She looks just like a friend of mine as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8ehpdBUylQ

She doesn't need to go on CBB though, surely. She's doing pretty well I thought.

As for Leonardo DiCaprio... YEAH RIGHT!
 
Well that would do it.

Brand and Ross will be absolutley fine. The Beeb would never DARE piss them off too much. They are simply too big in the industry and the Beeb know it.

They probably suspended them to show that they're being "punished" and will be back before we know it. They're certainly in zero danger of being sacked.
 
The whole thing should help Ponderland (starting tomorrow!)'s ratings too.
 
Thanks for the Facebook link, I just posted a reply on there and invited my friends who like Russell.
 
ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS.
 
According to a thread on DS, David Irving was approached. Not sure who that is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Irving

Yep, that's right, a holocaust denier. They approached a holocaust denier to appear on CBB, despite the racism row two years ago. That's not a stupid move or anything!
 
If they get him then they also need the most jewish man in the world, so David Baddiel a possibility
 
Yeah, he's not doing anything these days.
 
And if they want contraversy, they could stick Ross and Brand in with Sachs and his grandaughter
 
On the one hand, it wouldn't be surprising to see the Slut turn up on there as Rebecca Loos did on a whole bunch of reality tv shows, but on the other hand, the BB team have strong ties with Russell Brand's agent (that John Noel company), so it's just as likely they'd ignore her.

Or maybe they'd give her a really bad edit.
 
But Jonathan Ross's wife with the huge tits in.
 
Sir Patrick Moore would be funny, he cant go anywhere near women
 
In what sense? If I look him up on wikipedia will I find out he illegally hired female child actors for The Sky at Night who were unfortunately crushed by a giant scale model of Uranus?
 
Old and sexist, maybe?
 
I just remember once he was on Terry Wogans chat show (yes, he used to have one, in the one shows timeslot) and it was him on, Hugh Laurie, and Cleo Rocos, and considering it was a three seated couch all teh guests had to sit on, he still managed to leave a whole seat empty so that there was space between him and Cleo, while Hugh sat squashed at the end saying "move up!" in a slightly uncomfortable voice.
 
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