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Celebrity Big Brother rumoured housemates database

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Might as well get started early, as the rumours are already "flying" (there's two.)

A list of all rumoured housemates then once it starts we'll see how many were accurate.

Kerry Katona
Lindsay Lohan
 
I'd be extremely surprised if Lohan did it: she's trying to promote herself as a sane, employable actress again.
 
The stories say things like "Channel 4 bosses are IN TALKS with Lindsay Lohan to appear!" which means "they desperately want her on and keep pestering her agent but she almost definitely won't do it."
 
I wish they would pester JUNE WHITFIELD.
 
Andrew Neil from the BBC's This Week programme said he'd been asked but wasn't going to do it. I hope they're aiming a little higher than that, as practically none of CBB's viewership would have a clue who he was.
 
I hope they find another Coolio-type gruff American star.

Or anyone that I wouldn't have to Google.
 
Robert Beltran!
 
BITE YOUR TONGUE although watching him walk out in disgust in Week 2 would be delicious.
 
They would love to get Katona I bet. Depending on how bad her financial crisis actually is and how much they would be willing to pony up and pay her I can see her being a possibility.
 
Gazza is mentally ill and it would be a terrible idea for him to go on CBB.
 
Never stopped them before.
 
Do as you must, Lord Vader.
 
Pamela Anderson is rumoured to be the "big name" this (next) year.
 
I hear Axel Rose is free these days.
 
I'm already rooting for him.

If he turns out to be a cunt, I'll root for him even harder.
 
You may as well ask a random person in the street to tell you who will be in BB.
 
Let's start the Brian Blessed rumour.
 
Ice Cube would be cool, but he'd probably just punch people.
 
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