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CHANGE OF PLANS

Cassie

Cassie

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I'm still going to THE OUTBACK but I will be back in time for chat. YOU CAN ALL REST EASY NOW.

Let's talk about the Outback Steakhouse for a minute. It's an Australian themed restaurant, but there are no kangaroos on the menu, and I don't think blooming onions grow in the wilds of Australia. What is it that supposed to make it Australian? Giant cans of beer? I JUST DON'T KNOW. Maybe the steaks are made of people harvested from the Australian wilderness.
 
I'll put the suicide off for one more night!
 
I won't!
 
Foster's! It's Australian for CRAP! (that's not a knife, *this* is a knife, mate!)
 
You should ask why they don't have kangaroos on the menu.
 
And platipodes and wallabies.
 
And Toni Collette.
 
I SURVIVED MY ADVENTURE IN FAKE AUSTRALIA!

They have good steak. PEOPLE STEAK.
 
I like the shrimp on the barbie, my bf always says, "barbie on the shrimp" I say, "you sound like an idiot"
 
Ask them if you bring your baby there, will a dingo eat it?
 
Did anyone play knifey-spoony?
 
I knifey spoony'd the waitress when she said G'DAY MATE :rwmad:
 
She really said that?
 
Does the toilet water swirl in the opposite direction in their rest rooms?
 
I love the fact that Australia tries to export it's culture.
 
No, she didn't really say g'day mate, OKAY? :rwmad:

You can't really blame the Australians for cashing in on America. We went nuts over everything Australia after Crocodile Dundee, srsly. The Outback Steakhouse is probably an American company anyway. NOT GOING TO LOOK IT UP.
 
Donald Trump owns them.
 
Are you serious? :rwmad:
 
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