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Chief Wiggum quits the Simpsons

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"They made fun of my weight!" he said.
 
CAPTAIN WACKY TASTES LIKE BURNING

LOL WIGGINS KID JOKE LOLZ
 
Buwahahaha!
 
HE COLLECTED HIS CHEQUES WHEN THEY MADE FUN OF HOMER'S WEIGHT THE HYPOCRITE.
 
WIGGUM WALKS IN DRESSING ROOM MONKEY DISPUTE - VARIETY
 
He wanted one with a bigger dick.
 
SO HE CAN GET SOME ACTION THEN SELL IT ON EBAY FOR A PRETTY PENNY!
 
At an impromptu press conference outside FOX headquarters, Wiggum said "Donut eaters will no longer be oppressed and marginalized in society! And when I say donut eaters...heh heh...I don't mean the girls who like girls. I mean good honest men in uniform who put their lives on the line every day and only ask in return that you not ask what kind of powder is on our upper lips!"

When reached for comment, Matt Groening said, "Mmm...lesbians..." and dove into a vat of money.
 
"good honest men in uniform who put their lives on the line every day and only ask in return that you not ask what "

Wiggum stuck his foot or donut in his mouth on that statement. Just when the hell did Chief Wiggum ever put his life on the line for anyone. He was a lazy cop and seemed proud of it. lol :)
 
wiggum is teh lynch pin what will bart do nwo?
 
DEPANTS GROUNDSKISSER WILLIE AGAIN!!!
 
Willie wants a crystal slop bucket or he's not going on!
 
OMG, least used emoticon ever.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
At an impromptu press conference outside FOX headquarters, Wiggum said "Donut eaters will no longer be oppressed and marginalized in society! And when I say donut eaters...heh heh...I don't mean the girls who like girls. I mean good honest men in uniform who put their lives on the line every day and only ask in return that you not ask what kind of powder is on our upper lips!"

When reached for comment, Matt Groening said, "Mmm...lesbians..." and dove into a vat of money.
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You must spread some TKarma around before giving it to Eggs Mayonnaise again.

Now THAT's what I call oppression.
 
poor wigum :(
 
:joker:
 
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