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Choose yer weapon! (From outta this list, you punks!)

I prefer the unsightly and confusing death of the Needler, otherwise known as "Pink Death"
But that wasn't on the list either, so I chose the next best available option.
The grease gun of course!
And this thread has me a little worried about TQ now..........:day: :idea: :-?
 
I've had it installed on my PC for months. I played through a few levels and haven't gone back to it. It is good and hectic and all that gravy but I have a terrible time keeping my attention playing games. I have loads of new titles I haven't touched.


I'm playing Ocarina of Time on my N64 emulator at the moment, it's keeping my interest better than most new games. I will give CoD2 a blitz soon though.
 
^^Do, that. I've beaten the Soviet campaign and am about halfway through the British (North African) campaign now. I've run into a very, VERY tough level, though, so I'm stalled out on that and have gone back to my Intensity mod for BF1942 for the moment.
 
ok.

After due consideration, i.e. looking at the pics for four seconds each, I choose the Sturmgewehr 44.

now tell me what I've won, Alec!
 
^^ well, chocolate is fine, of course, but what does my choice actually do? Beyond the act that it shoots bullets, of course.
who made it, what's it specially suited for - all that neat gun stuff.

AND WHY'D YA WANT US TO MAKE THESE CHOICES???HUH??
 
curiousa2z said:
^^ well, chocolate is fine, of course, but what does my choice actually do? Beyond the act that it shoots bullets, of course.
who made it, what's it specially suited for - all that neat gun stuff.

AND WHY'D YA WANT US TO MAKE THESE CHOICES???HUH??

Ah. Well... it attended Juilliard... it's a graduate of the Harvard business school. It travels quite extensively. It lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. It's seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SEES IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING 'BOUT THE WORLD'S FIRST "ASSAULT RIFLE"... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think It's qualified?

I dunno, best I could come up with on short notice.
 
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