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Christmas ads - 2018

They sell coats to the aspiring middle class and people who go on gap yars to Ugunda where they have nothing but they still know how to smile you know? Ver brave.
 
That reminds me, I have to go out and chop down a Christmas cheese.

I watched the Great British Bake Off holiday special last night, and they made mince/pear tarts. I don' t like mince and none of them knew how to do good lattice work on top so Paul had Optimus Prime destroy the tent.
 
I was seriously going to ask if "Christmas cheese" is a real thing but then I got embarrassed thinking maybe everyone knows about it but me.
 
CaptainWacky said:
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I was in Sainsbury's today and they were playing this song at FULL VOLUME and it was already full of people because people buy lots of food at Christmas so that was't good for someone who doesn't like noise (me.) Then they played another song at a normal volume...then went right back to "YOU GOT THE MUSIC IN YOU!" I mean the little girl is obviously very talented but it would drive you insane if you worked there.
 
I haven't noticed any great Christmas ads this year in the US. Usually there's a couple cute ones I've seen by now.
 
I haven't noticed many great Christmas ads by big companies either. Or maybe they just don't advertise on the channels I watch.
 
I was thinking the same thing. When I watch tv at night I'm usually on H&I, which is one of those ota channels. They have some normal advertising, but mostly "as seen on tv" stuff.
 
How I want Christmas day to go at headvoid's house.

Headvoid's Family: Headvoid, get off the computer and come down the stairs, we want to open our presents!

Headvoid: No can do, I have to write fifty thousand words about Christmas adverts for Wacky!

Headvoid's Family: Shit, we didn't know it was for Wacky! CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED UNTIL YOU'RE FINISHED.

Headvoid: I love you, Wacky.

(NOTE: Post is intended for comedy purposes. I don't know if headvoid's computer is really upstairs.)
 
For some reason TK thought I wanted to post - COME TO AMERICA, HEADVOID. WE NEED YOU! again.
 
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