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Coin a new phrase for "taking a crap"

I had a lover, who used to just say he "had to take a sit down!" Took me forever to figure out what he meant.
 
Reminds me of something George Carlin said. Whenever you 'take a shit', you're not really taking it, are you? If anything, you're 'leaving a shit'. It'd be rather nasty, if we actually 'took a shit'.

Wouldn't it? ;)
 
Caitriona said:
I had a lover, who used to just say he "had to take a sit down!" Took me forever to figure out what he meant.
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Had to take a sit down sounds very British. God save the queen!
 
LOL - in Britain, they say 'I'm going to take a shower', but 'I'm going to take a shit' is met with looks of disgust
 
When I lived in LA we used to say "I'm off to the Brown Derby," or "I gotta recycle some Taco Bell," and of course "turtling " or "prairie dogging" meant you had to go real bad.

"Copping a squat" is pretty universal, though. I've heard that one everywhere.
 
What's really odd is when you pinch an enormous log, one that takes forever to squeeze out, one you know is a footlong or more, and then when you look there's nothing there
 
jack said:
What's really odd is when you pinch an enormous log, one that takes forever to squeeze out, one you know is a footlong or more, and then when you look there's nothing there
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Craps of that size often go round the bend, leaving you with little evidence.

I find the really massive craps often require little or no wiping either, whereas the little pebbles leave you wiping for three times the length of time you spent crapping.
 
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