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Coin a new phrase for "taking a crap"

Fire off a brown missle

Ejecting some ballast (navy term)

Givin' a Willie Pete to the village (reserved for "explosive" types)
 
whisky said:
Craps of that size often go round the bend, leaving you with little evidence.

I find the really massive craps often require little or no wiping either, whereas the little pebbles leave you wiping for three times the length of time you spent crapping.
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In honor of a recent gigantic turd that many wish would have vanished around the bend, my brother and I took to calling those invisible but substantial craps "The Phantom Menace." Now it's evolved to encompass any sort of noxious fume from farts to garlic belches to stankfeet after a pickup game.
 
I must be fortunate as I never have to announce or explain to anyone why I'm going to the toilet.
 
eloisel said:
I must be fortunate as I never have to announce or explain to anyone why I'm going to the toilet.
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(Laugh!)

If I could give you good Karma I would but I haven't figured out why I can't distribute a smiley face while giving out Karma yet.
 
This might be stupid but,

The Mafia would say, "Hey Vinny, I gotta go drop a fuckin' meatball in the sauce".
 
^ I guess it's cuz I watch the Sopranos, but that was just funny!
Cygnus said:
(Laugh!)

If I could give you good Karma I would but I haven't figured out why I can't distribute a smiley face while giving out Karma yet.
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You only have 20 posts. You must have 50 to give out karma. Go to the minefield & spam to get your other 30.
 
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