COME ON ANDY thread 2015

[headvoid]

Posh ladies who have potty mouths. Why is that a sexy thing? I've never worked it out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Look at Katie Hopkins and you'll be cured.

 

[headvoid]

I tried but Katie Hopkins is hardly Pippa Middleton saying HOT COCK is it?

Kate Beckinsale shouting FUCK HIM IN THE ARSE!

Kate Winslet screaming CUNT KICKER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pippa's arse is overated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TAKE THAT NADAL, YOU PUNK.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hey what happened? I like Nadal more than Andy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He beat some guy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's leading against the much sexier Ferrer at the moment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S THE POWER OF SCOTTISH SWEARING YA BASTIE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SPOILER: Djokovic is destroying him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...and he came back to win the third set!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh my...time to set my DVR:

French Open: Play suspended until Saturday

The fate of Novak Djokovic and Andy Murray will have to wait. With darkness and an impending storm moving in, play was suspended with Djokovic leading 6-3, 6-3, 5-7, 3-3. They'll resume Saturday at 7 a.m. ET.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He won the fourth set...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I missed it, but it looks like the 5th set was a heartbreaker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah. IF ONLY THEY HADN'T CALLED IT OFF YESTERDAY (he probably still would have lost.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

He won the "Queen's Cup" which is a cup all the players jizz into then the Queen drinks the whole lot at the end of the tournament. It's fucked up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And the players reached orgasm via auto-erotic asphyxiation, tied with a Windsor knot?

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"...it's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man."

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's still in Wimbledon but he'll no doubt lose and let us all down again the grumpy git.