COME ON ANDY Thread - The Final Seasons?

[CaptainWacky]

She beat Venus Williams in the first round (youngest girl in the tournament beating the oldest.)

Andy is out of the doubles but still has mixed doubles with Serena.

This Roger Federer guy is quite good.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes he is. Nadal is still my guy but clay is his best surface. I get concerned for him on grass. The other dudes are great on it.

CMON ANDY MIX IT UP WITH THAT SERENE BOOTY ON THE GRASS YEAH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine if they just started having sex right there on court.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He would open his mouth wide and scream ME TOO! ME TOO! ME TOO! (no actually he respects women greatly and speaks out for them and has deep respect for Selena and she him) ME TOO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

COME ON ROGER, BEAT THAT SNOTTY NADAL.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE IS NOT SNOTTY! TAKE THAT BACK! :wah!:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't actually hate Nadal I just said that for fun. Sometimes I don't know why I say the things I do and don't think about the conseuences. It'll never happen again.

AT LEAST SERENA LOST, THE COW.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE'S PLAYING SINGLES MATCHES AGAIN although he will only play Doubles/Mixed Doubles at the US Open...

Despite loss, Andy Murray makes great strides in singles return - ESPN.com

 

[CaptainWacky]

Probably should wait until he starts winning again before entering a major.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Andy may have skipped the US Open, but brother Jamie has done well there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine how good he'd be with Waluigi as his partner though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So... Andy has been filming his recent torment... available soon on Amazon!

Amazon Serves Up Andy Murray Tennis Documentary From ‘Searching For Sugar Man’ Producer Passion Pictures - Deadline

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is he retired or not? I've kind of lost track.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

All decisions are probably on hold now that Wimbledon was cancelled.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That conveniently gives him another year of "maybe I'll be in Wimbledon this time lol!" hijinks!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ANDY WINS FIRST ROUND AT US OPEN WHICH NOBODY KNEW HAD STARTED

Andy Murray wins five-set marathon in return to US Open - ESPN

I watched a repeat of the first 3 sets before going to bed this morning and assumed he had lost since it was going so badly. OOPS!

Nadal, Federer, and a few other top players have opted to stay home.

 

[The Question]

So did anybody ever cum on Andy? Don't leave me in suspense here.

 

[The Question]

AT LEAST SERENA LOST, THE COW.

Well, where did she lose it? Has she checked the freezer? I often, for some reason, put cows in the freezer and then forget I did that.